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EPISODE TRANSCRIPTS

© 1998 Jim Henson Company, Inc.

All transcripts provided at this site are transcriptions of dialogue taken directly from episodes as they aired in the United States on the SCIFI channel. All dialogue is as accurate as these ears and cc can get it ( although I rely on my ears more than cc ). I have seen no scripts-- so act breaks are placed at the commerical breaks as broadcast in the United States. All the rest is my descriptive interpretation of events. I try to keep editorializing to a minimum.

Fair WARNING: This site contains incredibly massive spoilers for any episode you have not seen. Enjoy if you will! Like Suzzy said, scroll allll the way to the bottom for the links to all transcripts. As always, suggestions for revisions/modifications are gratefully accepted. Just email me at JohnsKeedvaBBQ@thevortex.com

Let me be the first to acknowledge, that transcripts DO NOT do justice to this fabulous series. Although they are fantastic for trivia and the Farscape starved! Enjoy!

SEASON III

Farscape: Undressed

( Aired March 16, 2001 )

Season of Death

( Aired March 16, 2001 )

Suns and Lovers

( Aired March 23, 2001 )

Self-Inflicted Wounds, Part 1:
Could'a, Would'a, Should'a

( Aired March 30, 2001 )

Self-Inflicted Wounds, Part 2:
Wait For The Wheel

( Aired April 6, 2001 )

...Different Destinations

( Aired April 13, 2001 )

Eat Me

( Aired April 20, 2001 )

Annual Drought Period:
April 21 - June 14, 2001

Thanks For Sharing

( Aired June 15, 2001 )

Green Eyed Monster

( Aired June 22, 2001 )

Losing Time

( Aired June 29, 2001 )

Relativity

( Aired July 6, 2001 )

Incubator

( Aired July 13, 2001 )

Meltdown

( Aired July 14, 2001 )

Scratch N' Sniff

( Aired July 20, 2001 )

Infinite Possibilities, Part 1:
Daedalus Demands

( Aired July 27, 2001 )

Infinite Possibilities, Part 2:
Icarus Abides

( Aired August 3, 2001 )

Revenging Angel

( Aired August 10, 2001 )

The Choice

( Aired August 17, 2001 )

Fractures

( Aired August 24, 2001 )

Annual Drought Period:
August 25, 2001 - April 5, 2002

I-Yensch, You-Yensch

( Aired April 5, 2002 )

Into The Lions Den, Part 1:
Lambs to the Slaughter

( Aired April 12, 2002 )

Into the Lions Den, Part 2:
Wolf In Sheeps Clothing

( Aired April 19, 2002 )

Dog With Two Bones

( Aired April 26, 2002 )

Season 3 to 4 Break:
April 26, 2002 - June 7, 2002

SEASON I

Most available at:

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PREMIERE

( Original US Airdate: 3/19/1999 )

I, E.T.

Exodus from Genesis

Throne for a Loss

Back, and Back, and Back to the Future

Thank God it's Friday, Again

PK Tech Girl

That Old Black Magic

DNA Mad Scientist

They've Got A Secret

Til the Blood Runs Clear

Rhapsody in Blue

The Flax

Jeremiah Crichton

Durka Returns

A Human Reaction

Through the Looking Glass

A Bug's Life

Nerve

The Hidden Memory

Bone to be Wild

Family Ties

SEASON IV

Crichton Kicks - 4:01

( Aired June 7, 2002 )

What Was Lost, Part 1: Sacrifice - 4:02

( Aired June 14, 2002 )

What Was Lost, Part 2: Resurrection - 4:03

( Aired June 21, 2002 )

Lava's A Many Splendored Thing - 4:04

( Aired June 28, 2002 )

Promises - 4:05

( Airs July 12, 2002 )

Natural Election - 4:06

( Aired July 19, 2002 )

John Quixote - 4:07

( Aired July 26, 2002 )

I Shrink, Therefore I Am - 4:08

( Aired August 2, 2002 )

A Prefect Murder - 4:09

( Aired August 9, 2002 )

Coup by Clam - 4:10

( Aired August 16, 2002 )

Unrealized Reality - 4:11

( Aired August 23, 2002 )

Annual Drought Period:
August 30, 2002 - January 3, 2003

Kansas - 4:12

( US Broadcast: January 10, 2003 )

Terre Firma - 4:13

( US Broadcast: January 17, 2003 )

Twice Shy - 4:14

( US Broadcast: January 24, 2003 )

Mental As Anything - 4:15

( US Broadcast: January 31, 2003 )

Bringing Home the Beacon - 4:16

( US Broadcast: February 7, 2003 )

A Constellation of Doubt - 4:17

( US Broadcast: February 17, 2003 )

Prayer - 4:18

( US Broadcast: February 21, 2003 )

We're So Screwed, Part 1:
Fetal Attraction - 4:19

( US Broadcast: February 28, 2003 )

We're So Screwed, Part 2:
Hot To Katratzi - 4:20

( US Broadcast: March 7, 2003 )

We're So Screwed, Part 3: La Bomba - 4:21

( US Broadcast: March 14, 2003 )

Series Finale - Bad Timing - 4:22

( US Broadcast: March 21, 2003 )

In an act of idiocy so large as to adequately defy description, SciFi cancels this magnificent series. Expressed and heavily advertised promise of a Fifth Season go unfullfilled. See that rug? That's the one SciFi pulled out from under you. For more on what you can do about it, check out Save Farscape

SEASON II

Mind the Baby
( in progress )

( Original US Airdate: )

Vitas Mortis

( Original US Airdate: 3/24/2000 )

Taking the Stone

( Original US Airdate: 3/30/2000 )

Cracker's Don't Matter

( Original US Airdate: )
(Available at Shrift's)

Picture if you Will

( Original US Airdate: )

The Way We Weren't

( Original US Airdate: )

Home on the Remains

( Original US Airdate: )

Dream A Little Dream

( Original US Airdate: )
(Available at Shrift's)

Out of Their Minds

( Original US Airdate: )
(this is a non-local tranny)

My Three Crichtons

( Original US Airdate: )

Look at the Princess, Part 1:
A Kiss Is But A Kiss

( Original US Airdate: )

Look at the Princess, Part 2:
I Do. I Think.

( Original US Airdate: )

Look at the Princess, Part 3:
The Maltese Crichton

( Original US Airdate: )

Beware of Dog

( Original US Airdate: )

Won't Get Fooled Again

( Original US Airdate: )

The Locket

( Original US Airdate: )

The Ugly Truth

( Original US Airdate: )

A Clockwork Nebari

( Original US Airdate: )
(Available at Shrift's)

Liars, Guns & Money, Part 1:
A Not So Simple Plan

( Original US Airdate: 1/5/01 )

Liars, Guns & Money, Part 2:
With Friends Like These

( Original US Airdate: 1/12/01 )

Liars, Guns & Money, Part 3:
Plan B

( Original US Airdate: 1/19/01 )

Die Me Dichotomy

( Original US Airdate: 1/26/01 )

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