Farscape


NATURAL ELECTION

Episode 10406

Original USA Air Date: July 19, 2002



written by

Sophie C. Hopkins

directed by

Ian Watson

Season #4: Episode 6



© 1998     The Jim Henson Company, Inc.






COLD OPEN

In the corridor just outside Command, Aeryn paces about impatiently, her fingers drumming against the holstered pulse pistol at her thigh. Sounds of Rygel bitchin' and the dissonant chords of some sort of stringed instrument punctuate her glimpses of John pacing to, and stopping near, the forward Command console. Checking his notebook while he keeps a close watch out the forward portal.

RYGEL

We're sitting at a dead stop in the middle of nothing because Crichton thinks he can smell a wormhole about to open?

Cut to close on D'Argo - teasing out the dissonant chords of 'music' as he tunes his Shilquin.

RYGEL

Does anyone else find this vaguely preposterious?

D'ARGO

We promised him two arns, we'll give him two arns... Captain.

RYGEL

Until we elect a permanent captain, I demand the same respect and obedie-arg!

Rygel gets cut off by a well timed painfully off-tune chord. D'Argo smirks, annoyed.

Out in the corridor, Aeryn's steeled herself to just... go.the.frell.in, stopping again just outside the open door-- watching John leaned over the control console-- takes a deep breath and... lets it out in a frustrated sigh as she turns away again.

RYGEL [O.S.]

Why did you construct another of those hideous instruments? My bowels make better instruments.

In Command John remains focused on the forward portal when Chiana enters, perching on the Strategy table between D'Argo and Rygel. Sikozu also sits at the table, watching John's progress-- her toes barely touching the floor.

CHIANA

( entering )
Hey, how's it comin'?

D'ARGO

Almost finished... I'm close to balancing the harmonics across the difficult sentra chords.

Chi thwaps him playfully across the head.

CHIANA

Not you, you ripnitz. Has Crichton found any wormholes?

JOHN

Ba-boom.

Crichton, looking up from the console, paces toward the forward portal.

JOHN

Wormhole in... diez...

Sikozu stands, moving behind John.

JOHN

nueve...

CHIANA

( whispering )
Does that nixa really...

JOHN

ocho...

CHIANA

annoy you?

John hands Sikozu the notebook.

JOHN

siete...

D'ARGO

( absently )
No.

In the containment cell, an anticipatory Scorpius also stands.

JOHN

( over comms )
seis...

In the corridor, Aeryn stops pacing and slowly turns, and yes, she looks a bit afraid... some actual dread there.

JOHN

( over comms )
cinco...

In command Sikozu is giving John one of those admiring looks she'd been reserving for Scorpius. His attention is 'rivited' forward.

JOHN

cuatro... tres... dos... uno.

A long beat of silence while the faint music draws out the tension and... nothing happens.

Sikozu's expression crumbles a bit around the edges, Chiana relaxes and D'Argo sighs heavily in relief. John turns away from the portal, taking the notebook from Sikozu.

JOHN

Tear out page forty-two.

In the containment cell, a mildly shaken Scorpius sits again.

PILOT

We're... sorry, Commander.

JOHN

No, you're not, Pilot. You and Moya hate wormholes, but thanks for... saying so.

At the console, John makes a few notes in the book while Sikozu turns at his shoulder again.

SIKOZU

Do you know what you did wrong?

JOHN

You mean other than getting up this morning?

He looks up, mildly puzzled, looks at Sikozu briefly before turning away with a vague shake of the head.

JOHN

Have at it, Cap. Knock yourself out.

RYGEL

Uh.

He moves to the exit, Sikozu in his wake.

PILOT

You're orders, Captain Rygel? Have you chosen a flight vector?

John approaches the doorway when Aeryn steps abruptly into the opening, awkwardly cutting off his forward momentum.

RYGEL [O.S.]

Give me other microt with this miserably...
( trails off )

They eye each other silently, though not unpleasantly, for a moment. Aeryn peers beyond John's shoulder and he turns to look back at gape mouthed Sikozu

AERYN

Would you excuse us?

John turns back to Aeryn after seeing Sikozu safely off. They exchange a few quiet words.

AERYN

Can I speak to you?
( smiling )
Quite a few things I'd like to say.

JOHN

There's a lot of things I'd like to hear.
( beat )
I'd like to offer you a drink, but...

Those eyes slip from hers to her waistline and back again. She tilts her head a bit, indicating direction.

AERYN

My quarters.

John nods slightly and she turns, walking away with John following when in another instance of incredibly bad timing a brilliant blue light floods command. John turns, looking out the forward portal.

Everyone in Command looks absolutely poleaxed. D'Argo standing slowly.

D'ARGO

( softly )
Frell.

John and Aeryn step slowly back in from the corridor.

SIKOZU

Crichton...

John crosses rapidly to the forward console, Aeryn enters more slowly, her eyes also on the portal and the deep bluish-white vortex forming there.

[And, okay, this is just me; but this stuff strikes me as hugely funny. John walks 'to' the door, he's openly examining the open notebook in his hands. Stops for a brief conversation in the corridor with Aeryn. Wormhole opens, he turns and walks back toward the console-- no notebook. Cut to forward view and-- there's the notebook in his hand. Too funny. The amazing appearing/disappearing props. *bag*]

RYGEL

I don't believe it, it's a frelling wormhole.

CHIANA

Look at that.

D'ARGO

Well done, John.

In the containment cell, Scorpius leans back on his hands, head rolled back and eyes closing-- vastly satisfied... content. [ he needs a cigarette ]

RYGEL

The frellnik actually predicted a wormhole!

View of the massive wormhole, smooth and steady, central vortex wide open. Chiana giggles, leaping off the table and wrapping her arms around John's shoulders.

CHIANA

You did it!

She pulls him close for a hug while he just grins out the portal. Standing in the far background, Aeryn's small smile of triumph flickers out. [gee, you think she knows something that 'we' don't?]

Chiana turns in his arm, wrapped around her waist, to look out the forward portal, rocking him slightly, arms still wrapped around his shoulders.

CHIANA

( whispering )
Hey... now there's three of us who like you.

John turns slightly to look at the absolutely beaming Sikozu, smirks a bit in return and turns back to the portal.

PILOT

( worried )
Commander... this wormhole is a great deal larger and closer than your assurances.

JOHN

Back it up, Pilot. Anything you want.

RYGEL

( clears throat )
Excuse me, but there is a chain of command in place.

The wormhole flares and winks out, John releases his hold on Chi and slides from under her arm, heading back to the exit.

JOHN

Whatever, Sparky, rock on.

RYGEL

All right, Pilot, I think that under the circumstances...

Rygel rattles on while John crosses command, Sikozu watching him go for a bit before turning back to the forward portal-- a huge frellin' grin on her face.

RYGEL

( fading )
that yes, I agree, we should...

Slowing as he approaches Aeryn, John's smile is tempered slightly, a 'okay, where were we' look just before the ship rocks heavily.

Everyone stumbles as the ship rocks, explosions everywhere, and everyone hits the ground; John grabbing for Aeryn as she goes.

Sikozu fills the gap and shrieks!

Rygel peers out the forward portal and sees nothing but darkness, the same darkness in command as the smoke clears a bit. Reddish-orange emergency lighting flickers and flashes across Command.

John assists Aeryn to her feet.

JOHN

Are you all right?

AERYN

Yeah. What hit us?

JOHN

Don't know.

D'ARGO

Can you move?!

On the floor near Sikozu, Chiana clutches her left arm. [it's a Zhaan homage people!]

CHIANA

My arm!

RYGEL

What happened to the stars?

John and Aeryn move close, peering out into the blackness.

RYGEL

What happened to the stars?!

Fade to black on Rygel's fearful expression.

END COLD OPEN

ROLL OPENING CREDITS

ACT I

COMMAND

A bit later. D'Argo 'rips' the cover off a control console, more sparks fly counterpoint to the flaring of sparks elsewhere and the smoke that fills the room. In the bg Captain Rygel continues whimpering, initially everyone shouts over the sound of continuing explosions.

RYGEL

Budong! It's gotta be a budong!

At another console, John and Aeryn work side by side.

AERYN

Unlikely, we're not moving!

Sikozu works at the third console.

SIKOZU

There's nothing, everything's blown.

JOHN

Pilot, be there!

D'ARGO

Okay, I've secured a patch but it won't last long. Sikozu?!

SIKOZU

When I'm done here!

Rygel whimpers as another heavy explosion rocks the ship.

RYGEL

( babbling )
Oh! There are no stars, it's ah, the Flax, the wormhole got us! We're gonna die!

Chiana drags herself off the floor and staggers toward the semi-hysterical Rygel.

CHIANA

Hey, Captain Chaos...

Everyone moves in different directions while Chi handles Rygel, slugging him hard enough to drive his thronesled back a bit.

AERYN

Try comms now!

JOHN

Pilote. Como estas, Hombre?

PILOT

Commander, are you all right?

JOHN

A little south of that. What the hell's goin' on?

PILOT

Undetermined. Moya is convulsing unlike anything I have experienced before.

SIKOZU

And therein lies our problem.

JOHN

It's not his fault, Sputnik.

RYGEL

( to John )
Yes, it's probably yours!

Moving behind Rygel, a coil of cabling in her hand, Chi thwaps him on the back of the head as she passes.

CHIANA

He wasn't the captain!

D'ARGO

Pilot, what did we hit?

PILOT

Nothing.

AERYN

We weren't moving at the time, were we?

PILOT

Correct. Something hit us.

RYGEL

Well, what you frell-wit? There aren't any stars!

PILOT

I have... no external readings. Not a single sense neuron on Moya's skin is transmitting.

SIKOZU

That cannot be right.

The ship rumbles under another explosion. Pilot moans in pain.

PILOT

( angry )
It is, you disagreeable hy--!

JOHN

( cutting in )
How can that be right, Pilot?

PILOT

Something is attacking Moya across all exposed surfaces. Her skin is burning everywhere at once.

CHIANA

Well, what do we do?

PILOT

Under the circumstances... a hull breach will go undetected.

AERYN

Perimeter hull search.

JOHN

( nodding )
Interior.

Aeryn heads to the exit.

AERYN

With-- Chiana?

JOHN

Yeah.

CHIANA

With ya.

Aeryn exits, Chiana in tow. John moves toward another console as another explosion rocks the boat enough to make everyone stagger and grab onto the nearest surface.

SIKOZU

Has anyone heard from Scorpius?

Cut to the containment cell, in the gloom Scorpius lifts his carryall onto the bed.

SIKOZU

( over comms )
Scorpius, are you all right?

SCORPIUS

( sighs )
Physically, yes. However...

He retrieves a few spilled cooling rods from the floor...

SCORPIUS

I would appreciate being let out of this cell.

and we cut back to Command.

JOHN

Absolutely not!
( beat )
Grandmama?
( beat )
Yo, School Lunch Lady, you there?

Long pause while they wait for an answer, and get none.

JOHN

Great, we got an MIA. Got no time to look now. D, how about a little space walk?

John moves quickly to exit and D'Argo follows his 'come on' gesture.

CENTER CHAMBER

Noranti stumbles around in the dark, the reddish glow of emergency lighting seems to be of no assistance to her, appearing effectively blind as she feels her way around in the dark, muttering in an alien language, her third eye blinking and glowing by turns; blue, magenta and red.

But golly, the language 'sounds' Spanish with a bit of French thrown in. hehe

NORANTI

( whispering )
Ver... Verdure?
( gasps )
Verdure.

She knocks into some pots, sending them clattering to the floor.

NORANTI

( whispering )
Herbage flora.

She climbs into the window seat, peering out one of the portals.

NORANTI

( whispering )
Herbage... flora.
( shouting )
Plant!

EXT. SPACE - CGI

Moya hovers in space, the worlds largest road kill draped over her nose and wrapped around her body to where it begins to taper toward her tail and fins. Bug ugly purple mohair sweater... something.

COMMAND

Sikozu works on repairing a console, Rygel hoving behind her.

RYGEL

What kind of plant lives in space? What kind of plant can grab a Leviathan?!

ACCESS HATCH

Close on an exterior access hatch as it presses open slowly, tearing away the purple fibers of the plant. In the small opening created, John's EVA helmeted head peers out.

D'ARGO

( by comms )
I've never seen anything like this before, have you?

JOHN

( by comms )
D, it wasn't that long ago I hadn't heard of you.

D'Argo gets a look from over his shoulder, only a breathing mask over his face.

JOHN

( by comms )
Looks like Glenda was right...
( surfer dude voice )
We got some kinda weird plant, man.

Brief cut to Command.

SIKOZU

Can you see any stars through its vegetation?

Cut to close on John, peering up through the opening.

JOHN

( by comms )
Nah. It's pretty damn deep. We're gonna take some samples.

John pulls away and pan down to a DRD pinned and squealing against the interior of the hatch by the plant's purple tendrils.

COMMAND

Sikozu's work is interrupted by a comm.

SCORPIUS

( over comms )
I suspect inopportune timing...

In the containment cell, a compose Scorpius paces away from the closed door to near an access grate from which sparks fly and a cheerful fire burns.

SCORPIUS

but I require some assistance.

RYGEL

( in Command )
You're not getting out of that cell, Scorpius.

SCORPIUS

No doubt. However, I believe the fire...

Sikozu turns quickly toward Rygel, they both look worried. Chi looks a bit worried as well.

SCORPIUS

( over comms )
will not honor that edict.

Sikozu drops everything and runs toward the exit.

SIKOZU

I'm on my way, Scorpius.

CHIANA

Hey...

CONTAINMENT CELL

Sikozu handles the fire with some sort of extinguishing agent. Chiana arriving just as the last is squelched, her weapon up and readied to fire.

CHIANA

What... are you doing?

SIKOZU

( freezing )
Fire on a ship is our number one priority, Chiana. I just happened to get here first.

CHIANA

He's a prisoner. Door stays closed.

SIKOZU

Does he look like he's trying to escape?

CHIANA

Out. Out!

Chi moves aside, allowing Sikozu to exit. Chi eyeballs Scorpius a moment, then backs out. The ship lurches a bit, and Chi slams Sikozu against the wall between her arms before activating door controls. The door slides closed.

CHIANA

I know you think you're pretty smart. But we know Scorpius better than you do. He probably set that fire.

SCORPIUS

Look down the passageway. If I can start fires... I am most proficient at it.

Chiana looks in the indicated direction, another fire in another access grate. She looks back at Sikozu, teeth gritted angrily, slamming a fist against the wall beside her head.

CHIANA

Frell!

She scoops the fire extinguisher from the floor and trots down the passageway. Sikozu turns and gives Scorpius another of those 'you're a god to me!' looks which are REALLY creeping me out.

CHIANA

There's fires everywhere!

CORRIDORS

John and D'Argo doin' exposition, a purple fiber coated DRD tucked under John's arm.

JOHN

It's oozing some kinda gunk, dissolving the metal.

In another corridor, Aeryn does a bit of firefighting with another extinguisher.

AERYN

Pilot says Moya's fluids are rushing in to protect internal organs. It's causing ruptures everywhere.

D'ARGO

This stuff is killing my eyes! How come it's not killing your eyes?

JOHN

It's like an onion. We'll live.

AERYN

We've got to get it off Moya's skin.

D'Argo puts a hand on John's back.

D'ARGO

You know what?

JOHN

What?

D'ARGO

We'll blast it off with Lo'La.

HANGAR BAY

Lo'La, hovering above the deck, jets pouring white smoke.

D'ARGO [O.S.]

Hold it stead.

LUXAN FIGHTER

Inside Lo'La, D'Argo and John sit in the pilot seats, D'Argo in the left, John in the right.

JOHN

I am trying, but it's not responding. I need more of your DNA.

D'Argo spits some white goop into John's offered hand.

JOHN

( sourly )
You know... I hate this ship. It's messy.

EXT. SPACE - CGI

Close on Moya's moss coated hull. The sound of an explosion heralds the exit of D'Argo's ship as he blasts a hole in the growth. The ship heads away at good speed amid the debris.

LUXAN FIGHTER

John and D'Argo get a good look at Moya's furry blue hull.

D'ARGO

Whoa.

PILOT

How... bad is the situation?

JOHN

( aside to D'Argo )
Should we tell him the truth?

D'Argo shakes his head abruptly.

D'ARGO

( softly )
Uh-uh.

JOHN

Truthfully, Pilot, ah, it's nothing we can't handle. We'll get back to you later on the details.
( to D'Argo )
And we are off the air.

THE DEN - MOYA

The ship rocks heavily. Standing behind the console [double-shot] off Pilot's right shoulder, Aeryn takes a hold of the console to steady herself while Pilot flails with the controls.

PILOT

Every measure I take is soon overcome by Moya's pain.

AERYN

How did you miss the plant?

PILOT

I didn't. We assumed it was debris-- and quite far away. When the wormhole distracted us it snuck up.
( beat )
Why would a plant be floating so far out here?

AERYN

I don't know. We'll worry about that later, just don't give up.

She moves to leave.

PILOT

Aeryn?
( beat )
If... too much of Moya's skin becomes irreparably damaged... she will not... recover.

Aeryn reaches out, petting him softly.

AERYN

We'll fix it.

Smiling gently before she turns and leaves.

LUXAN FIGHTER

D'Argo has the targeting goggles pressed to his eyes.

JOHN

One last chance. You want to wait for--

D'ARGO

What? So Noranti can tell us how to make a great salad? No. See plant. Kill plant.

JOHN

That's gotta be on the Luxan Coat of Arms.

D'ARGO

I don't suppose you have a better idea?

Slight shake of his head.

JOHN

Nope.

D'ARGO

Well... then hold it steady.

Returns to targeting through the goggles.

CORRIDOR - MOYA

Aeryn stands near the wall, arms crossed, silent. A loud hissing sound accompanies a jet of vapor escaping from the wall and pouring into the corridor. Shot pans slight L as Chiana arrives, stopping on the other side of the hissing stream of vapor. She props her hands on her hips and tilts her head slightly, grinning at Aeryn, who continues to silently eye the phenomenon.

Aeryn looks up, a wide eyed glance at Chiana as Chi turns to look directly at the source of the stream. Looks back at Aeryn.

CHIANA

Leak?

AERYN

Scalon vapor return duct.

Chiana nods, her 'so?' goes unsaid.

AERYN

Lingers in the bloodstream.

Chi also passes on an, 'oh.', and sidesteps to stand between the stream of vapor and a curving rib. Squeaking of metal and she turns a valve, the vapor thinning, slowing and stopping.

CHIANA

Never stopped you before.

Aeryn's response is softly spoken, nearly aside to the air.

AERYN

Yeah, well, this time I'm pregnant.

A long beat as Aeryn takes a breath, lets it out, relieved to say the words. Aeryn's expression slowly softening as Chi takes a breath and begins to smile, stepping away from the wall.

CHIANA

But, b-before or, or after you left Moya.

AERYN

Before.

CHIANA

Does Crichton know?

AERYN

( nods )
Mm.

CHIANA

Nice.

AERYN

What he doesn't know... is that it... may not be his.

On cue, Moya rocks heavily. They wait, hands on the wall, steadying.

CHIANA

Well, you-you mean the other Crichton.

Aeryn shakes her head, Chi mindlessly aping the motion in our mutual shock.

CHIANA

Somebody... somebody else?

AERYN

Possibly. I only found out on the Command Carrier and I haven't had it DNA tested yet.

Chiana sighs, leaning her head against the curving wall.

CHIANA

Your life... is, is so much more interesting than mine.

Aeryn takes a step closer, her intense gaze on the girl.

AERYN

Can I trust you?

CHIANA

Yeah.

AERYN

Don't want you to tell John.

CHIANA

No way. Never, never. That's your speech.

Aeryn sighs with relief, placing a hand over Chiana's.

CHIANA

( softly )
Come here.

Chi puts her other hand on top of Aeryn's, then resting her head there.

LUXAN FIGHER

D'ARGO

Okay... if I have calculated the plant depth correctly we'll be able to burn right through it without Moya feeling a thing.

JOHN

Anything from the candy kitchen?

SIKOZU

( over comms )
Nothing unexpected...

CENTER CHAMBER

Sikozu and Noranti fiddle with analyzing the sample John took earlier. Each in their own way. Sikozu with a very large test tube filled with red fluid or something. Noranti pops bits and pieces into her mouth while hovering over a boiling pot.

SIKOZU

The plant secretes an acid...

Noranti spits something out, puts another large fragment in her mouth.

SIKOZU

that dissolves certain types of metal, which it then ingests. The burning in your eyes is due to a waste gas.

Quick cut to Luxan Figher.

JOHN

Must go a long time in between meals.

SIKOZU

No, not really. Think of your wormholes. Everytime it opens, the sudden gravitational presense--

Quick cut to Luxan Fighter.

JOHN

Draws the debris towards it.

SIKOZU

Yes.

Bit longer cut to John and D'Argo in the Luxan Fighter.

SIKOZU

( over comms )
I would think.

JOHN

( whispering to D'Argo )
She's too smart.

D'ARGO

Okay... I'm initiating the firing sequence.

Noranti lifts her large pasta pot off the fire, the bottom of the pot cracks open, dumping the steaming contents all over the counter and onto Noranti. The old gal howls in pain or fear or a goodly combination of both. Sikozu scuttles around the counter, grabbing her by the shoulders while she pants.

SIKOZU

What is it?

NORANTI

( gasping )
Eat... eats... cry tears... cry grow ...

SIKOZU

I can't understand!

[you and me both, baby!]

Cut to Luxan Fighter

D'ARGO

You ready?

JOHN

Mm.

Cut to Center Chamber

SIKOZU

What is it? I can't understand!

NORANTI

( panting )
Eat...

Cut to Luxan Fighter.

D'Argo looks up from targeting for a moment.

D'ARGO

John... I'm gonna tell you something I've never actually put into words before.

John looks up.

D'ARGO

I love... shooting things.

John grins, turning back toward the controls. D'Argo grins, attention back on targeting.

Quick cut to Ext. Space, moss coated Moya hovering in the distance, the engines of the Luxan Fighter keeping it on target.

Cut to Center Chamber; Noranti finally making sense.

NORANTI

Don't shoot the plant!

Quick cut to Ext. Space as D'Argo fires, the energy sphere tearing away from the fighter and rushing toward Moya; striking the nose and 'burning away' the plant growth as the energy of the impact spreads. Moya's golden hull revealed beneath.

Cut to int. Luxan Fighter. D'Argo nodding as he pulls away from the targeting goggles.

D'ARGO

You know what?
( beat )
I'm very good at it.

Laughing he claps his hand on John's shoulder. John gives him a wryly humorous grudging smile, nodding in agreement.

SIKOZU

( over comms )
Crichton, D'Argo...

Quick cut to Rygel, appreciating an unobstructed view of the stars through the forward portal.

SIKOZU

( over comms )
hold your fire!

RYGEL

( softly )
Stars...

Cut to Center Chamber.

SIKOZU

Can you hear me? I repeat--

Cut to Luxan Fighter

SIKOZU

( over comms )
hold your fire!

D'ARGO

See, they didn't even feel it.

SIKOZU

( over comms )
Do not shoot the plant!

Celebration frozen for a moment, D'Argo and John turn, giving each other 'the look'.

SIKOZU

( over comms )
I repeat-- do not shoot the plant!

HANGAR BAY - MOYA

Angle up as John and D'Argo decend the ladder, stepping down from Lo'La.

D'ARGO

Well, if it was so important, she should have spoken up sooner!

In the Center Chamber, Sikozu gives the absent D'Argo a sour look, even looking 'up' in his abcense.

SIKOZU

I tried.

JOHN

( over comms )
Back up.

In the darkened Hangar Bay, John and D'Argo do the walkin' and talkin', giving us a nice look at Lo'La; eyes clear.

JOHN

You say it's gonna eat faster if it's attacked.

SIKOZU

It ate its way through the pot rather than be cooked.

John and D'Argo enter the Maintenance Bay from the Hangar Bay, Aeryn enters from the Corridor.

AERYN

Wouldn't you?

D'ARGO

I didn't boil the plant, I shot it. It's dead.

AERYN

Then why do my eyes still sting?

JOHN

D, your eyes buggin' you?

D'Argo sneezes massively, then looks massively annoyed.

JOHN

That's a yes.

AERYN

Pilot, how's Moya?

PILOT

No change, Officer Sun. Perhaps a slight... worsening. She cannot localize the sensations but she still feels the burning.

Something catches Aeryn's eye in the ceiling behind John, he sees that and turns before she can get the question out.

AERYN

What's that?

John steps onto a stack of crates, the better to look at a scattering of purple tendrils clinging to the ceiling.

D'ARGO

Just a couple of dead roots.

John grabs a clump in his fist and pulls. A section of ceiling tears away under the pressure, a large mass of debris and vegetation tumbling after.

Catching a heavy misting of dust in the face, John raises his hands protectively, if belatedly, staggering away. Aeryn claps a hand to her nose and mouth, turning away.

When they 'can' open their eyes again, first thing; check on each other.

AERYN

Doesn't look dead to me.

D'ARGO

It has to be. I killed it.

PILOT

Moya's pain is... increasing. What is happening?!

Fade to black on the trio looking around, clueless.

END ACT I

ACT II

MAINTENANCE BAY

Shortly after end of Act I. In the red tinged darkness of the hangar bay, the tendrils of the plant, torn out from the gap in the ceiling are scattered over the surface of a worktable, and scattered around John's feet where he stands on top of the crates. D'Argo, wearing the rebreather mask, mutters his discontent; his voice vaguely distorted by the mask.

D'ARGO

It's in the frelling ship-- the plant is in the frelling ship.
( beat )
Pilot, how far has it spread.

John looks down from peering into the opening in the ceiling while Pilot responds, his voice reflects the pain shared with Moya.

PILOT

( groans )
I can't tell. Moya's senses are overloaded... it could be anywhere.

JOHN

We'll get it out, Pilot.

Aeryn enters, holding a smaller make over her nose and mouth, another in her hand.

AERYN

I found two of these.
( to D'Argo )
Is that helping you at all?

D'ARGO

Not much. For once in my life I wish I had your inferior noses.

John keeps peering up into the opening in the ceiling despite the obvious discomfort to all senses.

JOHN

Pip, how you doin' in there?

Tiny, pitiful, gasping noises precede Chi's face appearing in the opening, wide clear goggles over her eyes.

CHIANA

I'm-I'm not goin' up there again.

She disappears momentarily, turning to back out of the opening, sliding down into John's encircling arm.

CHIANA

( softly )
Frell.
( beat )
Can- can you send Rygel next time... okay?

John backs down off the crate, keeping one hand on Chi's arm while she crouches, twitching and humming in quiet distress.

CHIANA

I'm not doin' that... Mm-mm... I want my weapons, and I want my comm.

JOHN

They're right here.

Leaning across her to snag them, keeping one hand on her arm; taking great care-- she keeps crouched on top of the crates, twitching randomly. Above her mask, Aeryn's eyebrows furrow slightly in puzzlement.

CHIANA

Thank you.

JOHN

Yeah.

He takes another step down, releasing her arm as she puts everything back in place. She has plant fiber remnants all over her clothing.

JOHN

What'd you see?

CHIANA

What did I see? Was a plant-- everywhere. Up one tier. Down-down two tiers-- as far as you can see-see.

Still twitching, she reaches over her head, down her neck, then looks down, both hands at her stomach squealing in distress.

CHIANA

It's okay... it-it's in my clothes.

John takes her arms again, helping her down off the crates, murmuring something comforting.

CHIANA

It's in my clothes.

AERYN

All right, calm down. It eats through metal, not flesh.

John guides Chi into Aeryn's arms; naturally taking over the comforting as she guides her out of the room.

CHIANA

( gasping )
Get it out-- just, it-it itches.

AERYN

Oh, all right. I'll help you. Come on.

Aeryn and Chi leave, John takes the second mask from the table, pressing it to his nose and mouth.

D'ARGO

It's all through the ship. It's my fault.

Voice lovely distorted through the mask, shallow, tired breaths punctuating reassurance.

JOHN

No, no, no. We all signed off on the plan. It's probably the first time that's happened. If we screwed up, we all screwed up. Come on.

He pats D on the chest, still reassuring as they both turn to leave. And we get a lovely transition shot on the wall to...

CORRIDORS

Brief look at silent, empty corridor as transition continues. [Ian must be so proud of this white/black/red noir look he's got going in this ep. I've got an appreciation for it as well; but I'd also love to actually 'see' the characters. Damn ep is too dark.]

THE DEN / COMMAND - MOYA

Pilot and Rygel, gettin' equal time-- shots cut between the two.

RYGEL

( over comms )
Pilot... what the yotz is wrong with the lights?

PILOT

I don't know!

RYGEL

Well that's hardly good enough, is it? Find the problem, and fix it.

Pilot growls.

CORRIDORS

Chi creeps around in the dark with a big 'ol flashlight. For a really, really, long time. [startin' to snore here, Soph.] Eventually she hears a sound and stumbles on D'Argo, her pistol outstretched in her opposite hand. Wow. It's dark.

D'ARGO

Chiana, put it away. It's in the bulkhead, not frelling running around.

Chi tucks her pop-gun back into the small holster at her left hip.

CHIANA

Yeah, so far. What are you doin'?

They walk and talk into an area where the darkness actually reveals colors rather than only shadows.

D'ARGO

Just checking to see how far it's spread. So far it's on every frelling tier I've looked at. You know what? I think it's spawning.

CHIANA

It's not the only one.

D'Argo stops, looks down on her, an ironic twist in his tone, probably a smirk under that mask.

D'ARGO

You pregnant?

CHIANA

Not me. Aeryn.

Eyes practically bulging with disbelief, tone subdued.

D'ARGO

Aeryn is pregnant? No.

CHIANA

Yeah. It's the truth. I swear.

D'ARGO

Does John know?

CHIANA

Oh yeah. But here's one thing he doesn't know. The narl might not be his.

D'ARGO

She concieved on Talyn. If it's Crichton's DNA then it's his, it's--

CHIANA

Yeah, but it might not be John Crichton's at all.

D'ARGO

Well then, who's?

CHIANA

Good question.

D'ARGO

( sighs )
Who told you this?

She glances around conspiratorially in the darkness.

CHIANA

Rygel.

D'Argo nods, 'of course'.

CHIANA

You can't tell anybody, okay?

D'ARGO

Hey, come on, he deserves to know.

CHIANA

Please, swear... you won't tell anybody.

D'Argo sighs, tipping his head, an eyebrow arched over the mask. Acknowleding to her that he can't swear that. Moves off into the darkness.

CHIANA

D'Argo...

She follows.

CENTER CHAMBER

Another set plunged almost fully into darkness. Noranti mutters, sorting through a pile of plant fibers illuminated by a large lantern casting a pool of bluish light [ and J squeals with delight ].

She gives off sorting through the weeds and starts moaning, itching her forehead on either side of her third eye, above the limits of the goggles she's wearing.

SIKOZU

( annoyed )
What is the matter with you?

Sikozu moves closer to the old woman and the lantern, but continues working on whatever concoction she'd been fiddling with. Noranti leaves off itching and moaning; a greater sadness settling over her. [Oh, interesting, just now struck me that Sikozu is the only one not wearing anything as protection against whatever is in the air-- even Rygel wears goggles-- oh, and Pilot, nothing for Pilot. Hm.]

NORANTI

This Leviathan is in pain... dying... Leviathans are good. Good things shouldn't have to die.

SIKOZU

That's right. That's why we have to keep working on this plant.

She starts scratching at her forehead again.

NORANTI

Oh, oh, it itches. I can't scratch. Bad to scratch. I might go blind. Oh...
( moaning )
what to do?!

SIKOZU

All right... All right, here's what we do. We help... your eye, and the Leviathan, by finding a way to kill... the plant.

NORANTI

How?

Sikozu peers over her shoulder, can't tell if her concern is genuine or not.

SIKOZU

However we can. Maybe a poison.

NORANTI

I-I know lots of poisons.

SIKOZU

( smiling )
Yes. I'm sure you do.
( beat )
All right?

The old woman murmurs an assent, nodding slightly.

CONTAINMENT CELL

Scorpius is working it out. Both hand inside the small access hatch opening where lately burned the fire. Harsh spurts of electric discharge accompany a few of his sharp movements. Shortly he's rewarded by a humming thrum and the overhead light shines down. He steps away from the wall, looking up into the light, sighing in satisfaction.

An odd chattering noise from an instrusion of plant fibers into his cell draws his attention and he steps closer. He extends a hand and the noise decreases slightly. He pulls his hand back, sighing slightly, obviously an interesting discovery we're not meant to share at this moment. And he... smiles.

NEURAL CLUSTER

And oh yeah, it's hard to tell in the frelling dark, but the central structure of the neural core is pretty hard to miss. Aeryn entering with requiste big 'ol flashlight; mask pressed to her nose and mouth.

CHIANA [O.S.]

Aeryn?

AERYN

I'm over here.

Another flashlight beam precedes Chi's entrance, behind Aeryn on the other side of the core.

CHIANA

Hey. Uh. I checked the whole lobe. There's no ah, there's no plant in Moya's neural tissue, she's gonna be all right.
( beat )
Means we can save her, right?

AERYN

Yeah, but we still have other lobes to check.

CHIANA

Yeah. Right.

AERYN

All right.

Chiana heads away, her light dimishing while Aeryn continues examining the area; abruptly recalling something, dropping the mask from her face.

AERYN

Oh, Chiana...

Chiana turns back, and... [ARG! It's another frell up. The door behind Chiana is one of Moya's standard doors of which there are none in the neural cluster. *sheesh* Okay, nobody but me cares about this, right? Oy. Annoying tho. -- okay, it's dark, who cares. ]

CHIANA

Yeah?

AERYN

About that conversation that we had before.
( smiles )

CHIANA

What? What conversation?

AERYN

The one about the, ah...

CHIANA

Oh, the...
( clicks tongue twice )

AERYN

( clicks tongue twice )
Yeah.
( beat )
I, ah, I was wondering if you could do me a favor?

CHIANA

Sure.

AERYN

Could you forget that we had that... conversation?

CHIANA

Oh.

She looks down and takes a few steps closer, moving out of the beam of Aeryn's flashlight, into the darkness.

CHIANA

Sh-sure, but-but, you know, you had to tell somebody so, I don't...

Aeryn follows her with the flashlight as she turns, shaking her head in confusion as she trails off.

AERYN

Yeah, um, now I'm... really regretting that I did.

Tinges of disappointment on Chi's face force a further confession.

AERYN

I may not even tell him.

CHIANA

What? E-Ever? Never?

AERYN

Well, I need to know whose it is first, and... I can't tell him that I don't know.

Chi nods slowly.

AERYN

So... could you just forget that it... happened?

CHIANA

Sh-ure.

AERYN

Is that okay?

CHIANA

Yes, of course it is. Definitely.

AERYN

Thanks.

Aeryn turns to leave, Chi watching until she's out of sight. Moaning and flopping against the wall as soon as she deems it safe.

CHIANA

( moaning )
Oh, frell!

CONTAINMENT CELL

John steps close to the closed door, the wide strap of the mask around his head holds the mask to his nose and mouth, voice still lovely distorted. [We're voting for these masks more often just for the cheap thrill of obsessing over the 'voice'].

JOHN

All right, you got me here. What do you want?

Scorpius leaves off examining the plant fibers protruding from the wall to approach the door. Eyes John briefly before a soft spoken word.

SCORPIUS

Watch.

He walks back to the squiggling plant fibers, John watching carefully through the bars. He reaches a hand toward them and they 'squeal'-- retreating slightly into the wall. John unholsters his weapon, activating the door as the plant fibers disappear into the wall, stepping inside; urging compliance with the point of the gun.

JOHN

Back up.

Scorpius backs away from the door, allowing John entry.

JOHN

Aeryn!

He gestures to Scorpius with the gun.

JOHN

This way.

Short cut to Aeryn, stepping away from the ladder in the Neural Cluster core.

AERYN

John... what is it?

Scorpius precedes John out of the cell, John keeps his gun carefully pointed to the floor in a two handed grip as he passes.

JOHN

It seems that Audry has taste. She doesn't like Scorpius.

He follows Scorpius, another curt direction at the door.

JOHN

To the right.

Trailing Scorpius as he follows his directions, moving down the corridor to the right.

JOHN

What have you got?

Aeryn continues her overhead examination of the area.

AERYN

Good news as well. I can't find any traces of the plant in the neural cluster.

John and Scorpius make a slow progression down the corridor, John's weapon now up and covering his back.

JOHN

So it likes eating metal but it doesn't like toubray tissue.

Her eyes still to the ceiling, she hunches and drops to the floor reflexively as a enormous explosion erupts behind her, shoving backward with heels and one hand at a second explosion.

In the corridor John and Scorpius stop.

JOHN

Aeryn, what the hell was that?

Another explosion and Aeryn continues scuttling away.

JOHN

Are you okay?

Flashlight slung over her shoulder by its long strap, Aeryn climbs the neural cluster ladder. Another explosion just behind her.

JOHN

Aeryn, talk to me.

Another, more distant explosion and a gout of steam mark Aeryn's arrival at Pilot's level, climbing out at the join near the bridge and the central platform [annoying, must be more than the one ladder then, that comes up beneath Pilot. Hm.] Panting slightly, turning toward Pilot.

AERYN

Give me a microt, Crichton. Listen, Pilot-- the neural cluster...

A brief shot of a slightly hunched and unmoving Pilot.

AERYN

Pilot?

Flashlight in hand, she slowly moves closer, really slowly; looking around the enormous cavern as she approaches. Close enough finally to note the invasion of plant fibers than hang across the spurs below his crest. Abruptly Pilot's eyes bulge open and he begins to bob harshly, choking noises from his throat, the plant fibers dripping from his lips.

Fade to black as he groans loudly. Terrifying sound. [thankfully, didn't hurl]

END ACT II

ACT III

CONTAINMENT CELL

John and D'Argo enter Scorpy's new home, Scorpy nowhere around. John's holding the mask on again.

JOHN

Could be his coolant rods... could just be his personality.

D'ARGO

Let's just hope it's these rods.

John pulls the mask down, rubbing his eyes. D'Argo pulls Scorpy's carryall from beneath the bunk. Sikozu entering behind them while he rifles through it, John has a question for her...

JOHN

How's the damage to Moya?

SIKOZU

Contained to a small section of one lobe. There should not be any loss of brain function.

D'ARGO

What about the plant? Why wasn't there any in the neural cluster?

SIKOZU

Because there is no metal in the toubray. But... there is metal in the electrolyte regulators. And when they jammed, the synapses overloaded.

Another cool device that obviously doesn't already work self-contained; one minute a solid carryall, the next glimpse the little centrifuge that holds the blue coolant rods is up, exposing the small round-up of tubes. Sikozu begins removing them.

THE DEN

Aeryn hauls Scorpius backward to recline on the console beside Pilot [and that's gotta be worth a triple-shot I'd say!]. He's chained securely to the wall, but feels free to voice his objections.

SCORPIUS

( annoyed )
I wish to assist however I can! There is no need for these restraints.

AERYN

I believe you, the others don't.

Aeryn grabs him by the shoulders and 'rolls' him toward Pilot. [god, I love it when she man-handles him. *g*]. The plant tendrils surrounding Pilot shrivel.

AERYN

It's working!

She pushes him back onto his back.

AERYN

Crichton, it's working.

CONTAINMENT CELL

John holds one of the cooling rods in front of the intrusion of plant fibers and they shrivel.

JOHN

Yeah, there you go. We got lucky. It's definitely the rods.

[ Okay, I giggle when he says definitely. hehe... no, seriously. John makin' the BBQ spell. Yep. Mentally.Damaged. *g* ]

He hands the rod to Sikozu, she adds it to the pile already in her hand.

JOHN

Is that all we have?

SIKOZU

It may not be enough. I'll see how far I can dilute them down.

She heads for the door, John following until D'Argo calls him. He stops at the door, turning back.

D'ARGO

John.

JOHN

Yeah.

Long pause while D decides what to say.

D'ARGO

Um.
( sighs )
I know Aeryn's pregnant. Chiana told me.

John looks away, vaguely uneasy. Emotions carefully reigned in. A question first, but can't look back at D yet. It's a close shot, just face and shoulders but you can tell he's reaching out to the wall, put fingers on the doorframe to anchor himself. [oy]

JOHN

Chiana?

D'ARGO

Rygel told her.

John nods, lips tightly pursed.

JOHN

So, the whole ship knows?

D'Argo kinda gives a sideways nod...

D'ARGO

Well, I don't think Moya knows. But, ah...

John nods once, eyes closing, lips in a thin line again. [Irony... not so funny when it's you.] He looks up a D, an 'ah, hell' expression on his face.

JOHN

Go ahead.

He waits expectantly, visibly bracing himself for whatever D'Argo needs to tell him.

D'ARGO

Aeryn isn't sure... if the child is John Crichton's.

and John is just 'looking' at him. Expression exquisitely blank, tiny nod.

JOHN

The thought had crossed my mind.

D'Argo shakes his head, he looks so unhappy.

D'ARGO

It doesn't matter.

Still silent and unmoving, no small nod this time. A long pause and...

JOHN

So, what do you think?

D'ARGO

I think that either way... you're going to get hurt. So, uh... look after yourself.

John looks away, briefly contemplating the doorframe, brows contracting for a fraction of a second. Then looks back to D'Argo. [and THAT look, that's the one someone should get a frelling screen capture of. Oy. Very painful.]

A long silent moment, cut back to D'Argo, just quietly waiting. Cut back to John and shot is med-long and we can 'see' that hand on the doorframe.

JOHN

Thanks.

He turns and walks away, putting the mask back up across his nose and mouth.

CENTER CHAMBER

Noranti and Sikozu, still workin' around the cauldron. [Hey, isn't there supposed to be a third witch?] Sikozu looks up just it time to catch Noranti taking a sip of the cooling rod fluid from a small beaker. Makes a yummy sound. [ew]

SIKOZU

( irritated )
We're not interested in its flavor you--

Valiantly cutting herself off and restraining her anger... semi-succesfully.

SIKOZU

( to self )
I'm not going to insult you.

NORANTI

No, no, no. It's more like hindrati petal tea.
( beat )
Ohhh, I can feel the fungus dying as they mingle in my mouth.

[Awgh! gross.]

SIKOZU

Concentrate!
( beat )
We know it works as an aerosol, but which element? Or, is it the compound as a whole? That is what we have to solve.

The old bird scarfs another piece of the plant. The woman has an oral fixation to put John's to shame.

NORANTI

In a casserole, no. But, if stewed properly, I believe that this plant may compliment a variety of meat dishes.

She must be desperate, cause she resorts to *gasp* sarcasm.

SIKOZU

You defy the whole theory of natural selection.

NORANTI

( laughs )
Do I?

SIKOZU

Listen to me! These people are trying to save this ship, and us! Now if their plan fails, we need to know why this...
( shoving a coolant rod under her nose )
works!

COMMAND

D'Argo enters, breathing heavily. It's becoming obvious that whatever is in the air is impeding the whole breathing thing.

He stops at a console, checking on things. Behind him, slumped over the strategy table, Rygel's thronesled hums, the lil toad sitting up, shining his tiny light toward D'Argo.

D'ARGO

You are here. Why didn't you respond? You're meant to be checking the circulation.

RYGEL

( pouting )
You do it.

D'ARGO

( comming )
Air flow is still functioning. John and Aeryn are clear to go.

CORRIDORS

John and Aeryn move away from camera, both clad in full EVA suits, the white piping glowing in the dark. They each tote a large bucket of blue fluid which also glows mildly in the darkness.

JOHN

Let's not spill any of this Scorpy-juice, it's all we got.

AERYN

Got it.

COMMAND

D'Argo now faces Rygel across the table.

D'ARGO

Rygel, you're often insufferable...

He peels the mask off his head, sitting at the table.

D'ARGO

But, uh... it's not your fault.

RYGEL

I... was captain!

D'ARGO

Yes, you were, and, ah, Pilot's Pilot and Moya's a Leviathan... no matter what orders you give, they're not going to not fly into something they can't sense.

RYGEL

But this plant-- this fungus!

D'ARGO

It didn't register.

RYGEL

Still. I was in charge.

D'Argo sighs and places a large hand on a tiny shoulder.

D'ARGO

There are so many other reasons why you should hate yourself at the moment.

Rygel lowers his head.

D'ARGO

Like, sulking... while others are out there risking their lives.
( beat )
Now monitor... the airflow.

He stands to leave.

ATMOSPHERIC SCRUBBER

John arrives outside a small door criss-crossed by transparent panels, he peers inside at large golden fans suspended from the ceiling.

JOHN

Pilot, are we gonna be okay in there?

PILOT

( labored )
Tiering fan filters in the atmospheric scrubber... allows a dampening of airflow...

JOHN

Yeah, it's all very PBS, we'll take that as an affirmative.

He pushes the door open and they step inside, careful not to be decapitated by the large spinning fans! [LOL! It's a Galaxy Quest homage! LOL. Very funny.]

JOHN

So, you want to talk?

AERYN

( laughs )
I appreciate you waiting for this appropriate time and place.

JOHN

Yeah, I got pretty good at waiting.

They kneel down and crawl underneath one of the large four bladed fans spinning heavily in a horizontal plane above their heads. They push the buckets ahead to near another large fan, this one vertical, with many more blades in two sets, spinning counter to each other.

AERYN

I can't believe this is all we have!

JOHN

Sikozu and Noranti thinned it out as much as they could.

AERYN

( comming )
All right, they're in position.

CORRIDORS

D'ARGO

I'll let you know when the vapor trail arrives. At the moment all there is is this hungry plant and my frelling inability to breathe!

Elsewhere, in another corridor...

CHIANA

I'm as far away from your hamman side as I can get... it doesn't look good.

ATMOSPHERIC SCRUBBER

JOHN

Just hang tough, Pip. It may be a little while.

RYGEL

( over comms )
Better cut that in half. Even the DRDs have given up. The fungus is everywhere.

Unnoticed, of course, the plant fibers have gotten into the works of the circulation fans, a high-pitched metal screech also going unnoticed.

JOHN

Hopefully that'll change as soon as this Scorpy-juice evaporates into the airstream.

AERYN

You know, we don't have a contingency.

JOHN

Ah, this'll work... unless that plant can mutate in five minutes, what could go wrong?

Nice pause while the high-pitched metal scream builds in intensity.

JOHN

( sighing )
Damn, I did not just say that.

Right on cue, the central fan 'blows', the four main blades popping away from the central hub and crash to the ground sending fragments across the chamber. It's an impressive sight. John and Aeryn go down. Some fragments knock the buckets over, a bright blue flood rapidly staining the floor and trickling down an open grate. Metal fragments rain down on John and Aeryn.

As the noise subsides, John sits up quickly, surveying the damage, notes the blue fluid escaping down the grate.

JOHN

Guys, we got a problem. The witches brew is down the drain.

He turns toward Aeryn, still prone on her side, nudging her with his hand.

JOHN

Aeryn, we gotta get out of here.

She doesn't move, body just rocking slightly with the nudge. He leans in closer.

JOHN

Aeryn!

Rolling her slightly onto her back, he sees a bright stain of blood on her cheek in the light of the helment. Her eyes are closed.

JOHN

Oh, god.

END ACT III

ACT IV

VARIOUS LOCATIONS

Action steps up this Act, cutting between locations. John & Aeryn in the atmospheric scrubber, Rygel on Command, D'Argo in the hangar bay, Scorpius still chained to the wall in Pilot's Den, Sikozu and Noranti in the Center Chamber.

Aeryn's sitting on the floor, back propped against the wall, John kneeling beside her, his hand on her head, peering at her closely. The fans no longer circulating which probably accounts for why they aren't wearing their helmets.

JOHN

Does it hurt?

AERYN

Mm-hmm.

JOHN

Where?

AERYN

Where it's bleeding.

She bats his hand away, annoyed.

RYGEL

Crichton? When is your fahrbot wormhole due to open again?

JOHN

Why?

RYGEL

We've drifted directly atop it's coordinates. The captain says, "abandon ship".

AERYN

D'Argo, can your vessel pull us clear? Give us time?

John helps her stand, and they move out.

SCORPIUS

I hardly believe it's worth the effort.

Pilot is wobbling and moaning beside him.

SCORPIUS

This Leviathan is gone!

D'ARGO

Lo'La could move Moya. But is it worth the risk?

SIKOZU

Yes!

In the center chamber, Noranti has obviously gotten on the girls last nerve, she has one hand wrapped firmly around the old woman's neck.

SIKOZU

This old demon has isolated the plant killing compound.
( shaking her )
Tell them!

NORANTI

Solanterum fobex. Tingles on the palate. Mildly-radioactive in quantity.

D'ARGO

So what? We're out of coolant rods.

SIKOZU

Don't you people know you're own ship?! We have solanterum!

LUXAN FIGHTER

A beat later and everyone... well, Noranti, Rygel, Sikozu and D'Argo are all in Lo'La while he readies the ship for flight.

SIKOZU

( entering )
Solanterum is a toxic absorbing regulator within Moya's filter system. Pipes of it run all the way through...

D'ARGO

( cutting in )
Okay, okay, we got it already.

Looking through one of Lo'La's forward eyes to John, standing in the Maintenance Bay, mask pressed to his face. Chi crouched behind him on a table, and a single DRD on the floor.

D'ARGO

John, how long til your wormhole?

JOHN

Too far away to tell... but it's coming.

John turns away, heading back to the DRD.

JOHN

All right, 1812--

MAINTENANCE BAY

Cut to the Maintenance Bay as the DRD rolls forward.

JOHN

Even spacing, all tiers, no gaps.
( kneeling down )
Cannons set to minimum. Tell all your cousins.
( taps the housing lightly )
Go do it.

The DRD hums away and John stands, crossing to Chiana.

JOHN

You sure you want to be here?

CHIANA

Yep. My skin reflects radiation. We don't tan... but we don't burn either.

JOHN

( comming )
Aeryn?

Quick cut to Aeryn in Pilot's Den, depressing a control panel.

AERYN

I believe I've set a simple control sequence to fire all DRDs simultanteously.

JOHN

All right, come on back.

AERYN

I'll stay and activate. Unless you'll agree to trust Scorpius.

ALL

No!

JOHN

Aeryn, one word: radiation.

AERYN

I can handle it.

JOHN

And what about the baby?

She sighs, silently conceding the point.

D'Argo sighs, hanging his head briefly before turning to the others behind him.

D'ARGO

Volunteers?

SIKOZU

Even minimal ion exposure breaks down three of my internal organs. I doubt I shall survive until I am needed.

D'Argo shifts his gaze to Rygel, Sikozu turning to glare at him as well. He remains silent-- Noranti pokes him, shifting his thronesled forward a bit.

Cut to John and Chi, waiting at the table, John turns to greet the new arrival... thronesled humming.

JOHN

Hey, Fluffy, captain goin' down with the ship?

RYGEL

( laughs )
You wish! Just don't frell it up.

John turns back to Chi who is 'still' fiddling with something on the table.

JOHN

So, one million SPF... you sure this is gonna work?

He lowers the mask.

CHIANA

Nope. But Aeryn said it would.

She maneuvers closer, beginning to daub a rich golden paste on his face.

CHIANA

Something about you wanting to have more babies?

He turns away a bit while she works the applicator down his jawline.

Inside Lo'La, D'Argo prepares for flight, Aeryn sits read in the co-pilot's position-- hands on the joystick.

AERYN

Fortunate this fungus causes you so much mucus.

D'ARGO

Excellent. Just... hold it steady, here we go.

ATMOSPHERIC SCRUBBER

John and Chi enter, John looking like some kind of sun-god with that golden face, but only John wears an EVA suit. Chi carries a long metal pole. They cross the room against a moderately strong flow of air.

JOHN

It's like a wind tunnel in here.

CHIANA

Yeah!

They move to the far end of the room, the floor appears slightly sloped, the large ceiling fans no longer spinning.

JOHN

Can't be helped. Filters gotta be off, and we gotta stop this fan from spinning.

They stop at the far wall, another large vertical fan, this one not rotating quickly, but the rush of wind through the large holes are making it difficult to stand. Chi wedges the pole between the vertical blades, jamming the fan and stopping the rotation.

JOHN

That'll keep the stuff from getting sucked back in here and being cleansed. We gotta keep the mist out in the ship or we're toast.

Chi holds on for all she's worth while John moves away.

CHIANA

You get to it!

THE DEN

Rygel examines the controls dubiously, Scorpius coaching.

SCORPIUS

That one first. Officer Sun was quite clear in her--

RYGEL

( cutting in )
If this goes bad, please die first so my last moment can be joyous.

ATMOSPHERIC SCRUBBER

At about the center of the room, John leaps upward, snagging a flexible pipe and 'tearing' it out of the ceiling. His feet hit the ground again and a burst of purple mist flows from the broken end of the pipe.

JOHN

Whoo-hoo!

Chiana struggles to keep the fan jammed, grunting against the strain and the wind. John props the pipe on his shoulder, holding what appears to be a highly pressurized stream toward the still spinning fan at the other end of the room.

JOHN

Ryge... be ready for my signal. We ignite the purple haze too soon, the radiation won't penetrate Moya. Too late... we'll blast her apart.

Shots of the purple mist filling the corridors before we cut to the Den, the purple mist already invading there.

RYGEL

Acknowledged.

Behind Rygel, Scorpius looks a bit... blissed.

SCORPIUS

It will make me stronger.

RYGEL

Radioactive mist makes you stronger?

SCORPIUS

Perhaps... my final moments will be joyous.

Rygel makes a nervous gulping noise.

Back in the scrubber, John keeps the mist pouring toward the still circulating fan. The opposing vertical blades scissoring together.

EXT SPACE

Lo'La lines up against Moya's lower hull just behind her nose, carefully pressed against her hull and looking a bit like a pilot fish as she nudges Moya starboard.

SIKOZU

( over comms )
It's working... we're pushing Moya clear.

LUXAN FIGHTER

Aeryn and D'Argo concentrating on the maneuver.

ATMOSPHERIC SCRUBBER

Still holding the stream of mist steady.

JOHN

D'Argo... wormhole in four...

Quick cut to D'Argo

JOHN

three...

Quick cut to Chiana, her feet beginning to skate on the tilted deck, pushing her shoulder into the wall.

JOHN

dos...

Quick cut to ext. space, Lo'La still nudging Moya off vector.

JOHN

uno...

The wormhole 'blooms', right on cue. Moya a close, but safe distance.

LUXAN FIGHER

Aeryn holds it steady, a small smile on her face.

D'ARGO

We're fine. Thanks for the big warning. Now get it done.

THE DEN

SCORPIUS

As a single element... Solanterum needs to be heated to achieve effectiveness.

ATMOSPHERIC SCRUBBER

JOHN

1812-- poll the brothers! Everybody seein' the mist?

Insert a couple of shots of DRDs at various locations. 1812 stops circling, squeaks emphatically and deploys its small lazer.

JOHN

That's an affirmative. The mist should be through the ship on every tier.

CHIANA

Just go!

JOHN

All DRDs stand by. Rygel-- batter up!

THE DEN

Rygel reaches toward the panel, but before he can act, he's rudely interupted by the revived Pilot-- only massively disoriented.

PILOT

( howling )
Ah! Wormhole! Too close to wormhole!

RYGEL

Pilot, calm down.

JOHN

( over comms )
Fire the DRDs!

Pilot grabs Rygel by the throat, lifting him above the control console. Scorpius struggles ineffectively with the chains looped over his shoulders.

RYGEL

Pilot!

JOHN

Rygel!

PILOT

No, get away!

Scorpius yanks savagely at the chain, trying to tear it away from the wall.

RYGEL

I'm trying to help!

LUXAN FIGHTER

SIKOZU

Too much chemical and the explosion will destroy us all.

AERYN

Crichton, do you copy?

ATMOSPHERIC SCRUBBER

JOHN

Damn it, Aeryn. What do you want me to do?
( shouting )
Rygel!

THE DEN

RYGEL

Let me go!

Snarling, Scorpius yanks against his chains, somehow freeing one arm he swings it downward against Pilot's arm, severing it from his body. The arm and Rygel both, tumble to the floor. Pilot, naturally, howls in agony.

JOHN

Rygel!

Rygel struggles up from the floor, crawling halfway onto the console, and finally depressing the control. All DRDs fire into the mist, igniting a storm of radiation.

The purple mist filling the corridors ignites a bluish white hellstorm that races through the ship, all the way back to the atmospheric scrubber where the effect, most startlingly, makes John and Chiana both transparent and illuminating their skeletal structure as the wave passes through. [Cool. And we'd say something about bones here but... just don't wanna go there.]

EXT SPACE

The ignited radiation illuminates Moya's hull, a gorgeous golden light very reminiscent of the destructive fire. Lo'La is hove off at a respectable distance, yet...

LUXAN FIGHER

Very one squints or shields their eyes against the sudden illumination.

THE DEN

The ship rumbles, rocking heavily.

ATMOSPHERIC SCRUBBERS

Chiana loses her grip on the pole and falls, sliding across the sloped deck.

CHIANA

Crichton!

John drops to the floor, one hand still gripping the pipe, the other snagging her boot as she slides by.

JOHN

I gotcha.

He momentum dragging him forward, until they're caught up short by the limit of the length of the flexible pipe.

JOHN

I gotcha!

Chi's outstretched hands nearly touching the blades of the fan as she tries to push backward.

CHIANA

( screaming )
I'm slipping. Help!

JOHN

Rygel!

CHIANA

Pull me back!

JOHN

Shut off the fans!

RYGEL

What fans?!

JOHN

Shut down the fans! Shut off the fans!

Rygel examines the console frantically.

RYGEL

Nobody told me about any fans!

The pipe gives way allowing both Chi and John to slide forward a few inches.

CHIANA

( screaming )
Crichton!

Hauled up short again, John adjusts his grip, releasing her boot a taking a fist full of her pant leg on her upper thigh, heaving back as much as possible, stretched between Chiana's struggling body and the completely unreliable pipe.

CHIANA

Pull me back! Pull me back!

JOHN

I'm tryin'!

CHIANA

Please, please, I'm slipping!

RYGEL

Oh, fan, fan...

JOHN

Pip!

John's gloved hand digs into her leg, the fabric of her pants clutched in his fingers, the fabric only stretching as he pulls back.

JOHN

Just hang on!

Chiana pulls her hands back, pushing upward and arching her back, lifting her head away from the spinning blades scissoring a hairs breadth in front of her face.

JOHN

Rygel! Shut.the.fans.off!

RYGEL

( frantically )
I don't know how! Pilot, fan. fan.fan.fan.

JOHN

Shut the damn fans off!
( to Chiana )
Quit wrigglin'! Just hang on.

Whimpering, she's bend nearly in half, trying to keep her face out of the fan.

RYGEL

( muttering )
Frelling fan.

JOHN

( screaming )
You bas-tard!

Chi screams, her face all but 'in' the fan.

Rygel presses a control, strictly at random, and is immediately rewarded by a hum of power cycling down.

The fan cycles slower, shutting down. Still arched radically upward, Chi pants heavily.

RYGEL

How about that? Did that do anything?

John releases his grip, dropping his head against the deck with a solid thunk, he's also breathing fast and shallow. Another crisis averted, and absolutely none to soon.

JOHN

( panting )
Yeah... fans off.

Chi collapses as well, shoving away from the fan and rolling onto her back. John rolls onto his side, watching her.

RYGEL

It is?!

JOHN

Yeah.

RYGEL

We did it.

Quick cut to the Den so we can enjoy Scorpius scowling at Rygel.

RYGEL

( laughing )
I did it.

Chiana wobbles to her feet, and, interestingly enough, John's efforts to pull her back are evident in her trousers... the crotch pulled half-way down to her knees.

JOHN

Hey... you still got you're pants on.

She peers down at him, he's not bothering to get off the floor.

CHIANA

Well that would be a first.

John grins and laughs, a nice thick, rich, genuine, and only mildly lacivious. Chi laughs with him.

He takes a deep breath, amusement thick in his tone.

JOHN

That's a good look.

Chi bends over, grabbing the vacant material between her legs, and John laughs again, that lovely, genuine laugh.

CHIANA

Very funny.

She grabs her waistband and very ineffectively attempts to yank herself straight. John continues chuckling while she works at it.

CHIANA

Very, very funny.

Fade to black on John's continued soft laughter.

END ACT IV

TAG

EXT SPACE - CGI

Probably seen this one a few times as well, Moya motoring at speed. Lovely transition shot. To some later moment in time.

PILOT [V.O.]

The voting for the captaincy is complete...

THE DEN

Pilot, back to his bobbing and weaving self, a large golden sheet draped over his torso masks whatever damage Scorpius did.

PILOT

With Moya abstaining and everyone, except for Scorpius, casting a vote. Including myself, our total comes to eight.

COMMAND

Chiana and D'Argo clean up, Rygel hovers pretty uselessly.

PILOT

The tally is as follows... one vote for Dominar Rygel the Sixteenth.

Rygel grins, making appreciative noises, a bit of plant fiber in his fingers.

PILOT

One vote for Officer Aeryn Sun. Astonishing as it seems... Scorpius received one vote.

Back in his cell, Scorpius looks up from replenishing his coolant rod holder, smiling appreciatively; and quick cut to Sikozu in the center chamber, also smirking happily.

PILOT

One vote was cast for the the Divine Eternal.

Noranti presses her palms together following a short florish, her eyes cast upward. Typical.

PILOT

And finally... four votes for our new and deserving captain... Ka' D'Argo.

On command, D'Argo breathes a short laugh of slight surprise. He glances over to Chiana who gives him a satisfied smile. He appears pleased; pleasure balanced with a measure of dread. Rygel hovers off... likely to pout.

CHIANA

Well done.

ATMOSPHERIC SCRUBBER

Kneeling on the floor, John works at clearing the debris of the exploded fan, placing fragments into a bucket. 1812 keeping him company. He looks up as Aeryn enters, looking down again as he continues clearing the floor.

She closes the door and turns, hands on her hips, just watching him. He looks up briefly, then back to the floor, more pieces dropped into the bucket. Aeryn moves close, crouching beside him. He gathers more debris, dropping it into the bucket before glancing up at her again.

AERYN

I didn't want to tell you about the pregnancy until I was sure.

He stops, still looking at the floor.

JOHN

Sure you were pregnant, or...
( looks up )
sure who the father was?

Aeryn's mouth gapes a bit, slightly surprised, her features hardening a bit.

AERYN

Chiana will be killed.

JOHN

Yeah, it's Chiana's fault. Why don't you blame her?

Looks away again, plucking more debris from the floor. Stops again, still looking down. Asks... more a statement than a question.

JOHN

It's the other Crichton's.

AERYN

There's no distinction in my mind any more.

JOHN

Okay, now you've confused me.

And he looks it, his gaze unable to lock on any specific thing. She focuses him with a tangent of information without really answering his confusion.

AERYN

All right.
( beat )
Military campaigns can last for many cycles. Imagine if even a portion of a female unit fell pregnant. Those of us born on a Command Carrier can retain an embryonic fetus for up to seven cycles.

JOHN

So this could be from...

AERYN

Perhaps, four cycles before I met you. And only a surgeon can release the stasis so the baby can grow.

JOHN

And that's why you left?

AERYN

I didn't even make it that far.

He lowers his head, tired, resting briefly on the back of his hand, thinking... clears his throat before looking up again.

JOHN

Aeryn... I figure a relationship... the kind we're not having... is based on trust.

That produces a bittersweet smile on her face.

AERYN

I'm so sorry.

JOHN

Yeah... me too.

Long beat while they exchange a long, painful, silent look.

JOHN

'Cause you don't... trust me. So, I don't know how to trust you.

AERYN

I think I've earned your trust.

JOHN

I would put my life... in your hands... but not my heart.

She's silent, no answer to that, just silent focus on the pain apparent in him; and he has to look away again. She looks away too, a bitterly ironic smile flits across her lips. When she speaks again, her voice is tight and dry.

AERYN

So, what's it gonna take? What do I have to do?

He looks down, shaking his head vaguely.

JOHN

Just come back... when you have your story straight.

He stands and walks away, leaving her to struggle with what looks like loss. And [swear to god] a single tear falls.

Fade To Black.

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