FARSCAPE

"Thanks For Sharing"

Written by,
Clayvon C. Harris



This transcript provided by: Farscape Ally!
Suggestions for corrections/revisions/expansions are, as always, gratefully accepted.
Thanks for the edit, L!


Starring:
Ben Browder

Claudia Black
Anthony Simcoe
Gigi Edgley
Paul Goddard
Lani Tupu
Wayne Pygram
Commander John Crichton (1)
Commander John Crichton (2)
Officer Aeryn Sun
Ka D'Argo
Chiana
Stark
Crais
Scorpius
Guest Starring:
Tammy McIntosh
Rebecca Gibney
Robert Bruning
Sandy Winton
Linda Cropper
Julianne Newbold
Hunter Perske
Jool
Rinic Sarova
Rinic Pralanoth
Rinic Tolven
Xhalax Sun
Felor
Bloy
Guest Stars Reappearing:

Linda Cropper, playing Aeryn Sun's mother, Xhalax Sun; previously appeared on Farscape as the Plokavian Inquisitor, Fento, in the Season 2, episode "The Ugly Truth". Playing a Sebacean this time around, she gets to go on screen without that cool makeup job from TUT.

Hunter Perske, playing Rinic Tolven's flunky, Bloy; previously appeared on Farscape under the makeup (and partial disembowelment) of "Temmon", in the Season 2 episode, "Home On The Remains". This time Hunter gets to go up in front of the camera as a 'Sebacean cousin species', sans FX makeup, and sporting an intact torso! You go, Hunter!




Writer: Clayvon C. Harris

Who also wrote:

No prior Farscape credits, and nothing else which I am able to determine. Welcome, Mr. Harris. Rockin' ep!




Director: Ian Barry

Who also directed:

No prior Farscape Credits. Has a plethora of Australian television and film credits, including the series "Police Rescue", a common link among new folks migrating to Farscape this season. Must be a popular show. Excellent ep, great costuming, cool split screen, or however that was accomplished. Congrats, Mr. Barry. Welcome!




PRODUCTION CREDITS:
Created: Rockne S. O'Bannon
Directed by: Ian Barry
Written by: Clayvon C. Harris
Consulting Producer: Sue Milliken
Co-Producer: Andrew Prowse
Line Producer: Lesley Parker
Supervising Producer: Justin Monjo
Executive Producer: Richard Manning
Produced by: Anthony Winley
Executive Producer: David Kemper
Executive Producers: Juliet Blake
Robert Halmi, Jr.
Brian Henson
Executive Consultant: Rockne S. O'Bannon
Director of Photography: Russell Bacon
Production Designer: Tim Ferrier
Music by: Guy Gross
Editor: Wayne Le Clos
Costume Designer: Terry Ryan
Second Unit DOP: Danny Batterham
Makeup/Hair Supervisor: Jen Lamphee
Story Editor: Lily Taylor
Script Editor: Matt Ford
Production Executive: Robert E. Wozniak
Voice of Rygel: Jonathan Hardy
Voice of Pilot: Lani Tupu
Creature Shop Creative Supervisor: Dave Elsey
Supervising Art Director: Scott Bird
Visual Effects: Animal Logic



TRANSCRIPT BEGINS






PREVIOUSLY ON FARSCAPE



Teaser opens with standard voiceover by Ben Browder, "Previously, on Farscape".

On opening we are treated to a 'recap' of events from Episode 6, "Eat Me", which aired on April 20, 2001. That'd be approximately 6 weeks ago. The recap touches on the recovery of Talyn and Crais, as well as the entire 'twinning' process; and ends on the image of both of the Crichton's as they first see each other in the Transport Hangar of the doomed Leviathan, Rohvu.

Teaser closes with standard voiceover by Ben Browder, "Now, on Farscape." And the crowd roars!







COLD OPEN





EXT. PLANET

Episode opens with a lovely CGI shot from the upper atmosphere of a planet, looking down on a large city. Panning away, we catch a glimpse of Moya and Talyn hanging in a very low orbit, presumably in the atmosphere of the planet. The long ropes of conduit swing below both leviathans, forming the umbilical connection we've seen previously in Eat Me and LGM3.




INTERCUT

Cut to interior, Moya. Medical/Maintenance Bay

In the Maintenance/Medical Bay, Jool silently renders medical aid to an unconscious Crais, stretched out on the table. Moya lurches unexpectedly just as Jool is injecting Crais with that lovely bloody huge injector Zhaan last used to inject Teurac in LGM2. She sighs frustratedly, and addresses Pilot in his chamber over comms.



JOOL:
Pilot, can't you keep the environmentals under control?

PILOT:
Transfusing Talyn is a severe drain on Moya. Flying in this turbulent atmosphere is even *more* draining on Moya.



INTERCUT

Cut to Crichton's Quarters, talking to Aeryn, he picks up his IASA Jacket from a pile of clothing on the shelf at the side of the room.


CRICHTON (1):
I know it's not as bad as last time, it's not the cromagnon-copy or the Alien Nation reject, but you can *tell* I'm the original, right?

CRICHTON (2):
Wrong--



Camera pans quickly to Crichton standing in the open doorway of his quarters, they are identical in everyway, both still garbed in the familiar PK Black with Red&Black Vest over black tee shirt.


CRICHTON (2):
I'm the original.

CRICHTON (1):
Try again pal. Have you been messin' with my stuff?

CRICHTON (2):
That's *my* stuff.



John crosses from the open doorway to stand next to... well-- himself.


CRICHTON (2):
And *you*... are the clone.



John scowls at himself, and turns to Aeryn for backup.


CRICHTON (2):
Aeryn, you can



John also turns to Aeryn, their next remark blending together.


CRICHTON (2):
tell the difference.

CRICHTON (1):
You can see the difference.

AERYN:
( confused ) No... I can't. I--



Her bewildered gaze shifts from one to the other. Frustrated, she walks to the pile of clothing and retrieves an olive green shirt, tossing it to the nearest Crichton.


AERYN:
Right. Here... you wear that so I can tell the two of you apart.



Crichton holds the shirt out peevishly.


CRICHTON (1):
Wait-- why do I have to wear it?

AERYN:
( angrily ) Because you're closer.



Crichton frowns and slings the shirt across his shoulder.


AERYN:
I *want* to help you sort this all out, but we have bigger problems right now. Talyn is dying.

CRICHTON (2):
But, Pilot thinks the Chromextin will fix Talyn up, right?

AERYN:
If D'Argo can find it on the planet.

CRICHTON (1):
You should've gone down with him.

CRICHTON (2):
Screw you. I'm not gonna leave *Crais* alone on Moya.

AERYN:
( cutting in angrily ) He is comatose, and locked in a medical stabilizer. He does not need guarding from either of you.

CRICHTON (1):
I don't trust him.

CRICHTON (2):
And what if he's lying?

AERYN:
Fine! You-- go and keep an eye on Crais. And you-- go to Talyn and help Stark.



Aeryn stalks out of the room. Crichton (2), assigned to Talyn, tosses a final remark at her retreating back (big child!). :)


CRICHTON (2):
Why me?



INTERCUT

Cut to planet surface. Rain pours down over the city scape. Looks kinda like San Francisco. Panning right, the cameras eye enters a building through a rain slicked window. Inside it's a party, or club setting. The natives all in slick black, with black hair (it's a cultural thing), other setting elements from the floor to the bar and the walls are either black or a cool blue. Circular archways indicate the exits from the room. Exotic music plays counterpoint to the exotic atmosphere, delicate, but not intrusive.


RYGEL:
[O.V.] Excellent. Can you also provide us with the quantities we require?

FELOR:
[O.V.] Yes, I believe we can do business. How much Chromextin did you want?



The initial discussion is heard over the murmuring voices of the club patrons, panning closer, and we get a shot of Chiana through the crowd, sitting at a table by D'Argo's shoulder. Chi, D'Argo and Rygel sit at one of the tables with an elaborately black garbed woman, her hair a large fluffy black mass, accented by neon bluegreen eyes. She's quite exotic. D'Argo's next comment reveals his distraction as he notes Chiana wander away into the crowd.


D'ARGO:
Uh... six lennerts.

RYGEL:
For which we'll *pay* handsomely.

FELOR:
Still... a transaction of that magnitude will need the approval of the Security Director. And he dislikes offworlders. Especially with reputations such as yours.

RYGEL:
Reputations? Us?



The camera notes the arrival of two native males, stopping at the bottom of the stairs at one of the entry points, they unhook long black cloaks at their throats and impatiently wait while a couple of hostesses remove them. They both seem distasteful louts, and one demonstrates this by rolling his eyes at the miniscule amount of time he had to wait for his cloak to be removed, this is Rinic Tolven, son of the planetary sovereign and current Security Director, with him is his 'flunky', Bloy.

It must be 'happy hour' cause the camera cuts to Chiana at the 'free lunch' table. She selects an interesting item and pops one end into her mouth. Okay, cute Chi moment, nipping off one end of the tidbit (looks kinda like a 'gummy worm'), she eyes the crowd. She's quickly approached by the two new arrivals, Rinic Tolven, with an obvious leer on his face.



TOLVEN:
( complete with leering smile ) New talent. Didn't know Jenet was hiring exotics these--



Tolven strokes Chi's lip with one gloved finger, and she gives him one of her sassy smirks and slaps his hand away.


CHIANA:
I don't work here.

TOLVEN:
Well maybe we'll give you a try anyway.



Tolven drops an 'olive' or something down Chi's shirt, and it disappears into her cleavage.


TOLVEN:
( gasping in mock surprise ) Don't move! I'll get it for you.



Chiana glares at him in a 'most' unfriendly manner, but he's unfazed and grabs a pair of 'chopsticks' from the bar. D'Argo, sitting at his table, glances over and notes the 'activity'. Chiana attempts to stalk off, but Tolven's flunky, Bloy, grabs her arms and restrains her. Tolven arches his eyebrows at her attempted escape.


TOLVEN:
Did you hear me?



Chi continues to attempt to gently extract herself from the situation, looking away as Tolven gently inserts the 'chopsticks' between her breasts to 'retrieve' the object. The cameras view is blocked by the approach of another... by the closeup on the 'tentacles', we know it's D'Argo arriving. From the tone of her next comment it's hard to tell 'who' it's addressed to.


CHIANA:
I tried-- I tried not to start any trouble.

TOLVEN:
Well, you're not *in* any trouble.



Chi struggles violently in the grasp of Bloy, and snarls at Tolven quite unhappily. D'Argo's deep voice booms out from behind Tolven as he's poised to retrieve the 'olive' from Chi's bodice.


D'ARGO:
Well-- you are.



Tolven freezes, an unbelieving look on his face at this interruption. Turning his head and seeing D'Argo, he gives him an indulgent smirk (there's something D'Argo doesn't know about him-- obviously. Obviously, D'Argo doesn't give a crap about that. ) Turning back to his loutish compatriot, they both grin at each other... guess they were lookin' for a brawl.

Tolven attacks D'Argo without further preamble, but D'Argo easily blocks the back handed blow, and twists the guy's arm up behind his back... an audible creak of bones and leather, a testament to the Luxan's easy strength. Tolven groans in pain as D'Argo gives him the 'bums rush' toward the exit. Chiana attempts to break away from Bloy, but can't quite break his grip. D'Argo bitch slaps Tolven, who goes down in a heap near the steps to the exit. Turning back to Bloy and Chi, D'Argo casually strolls toward them.



D'ARGO:
( exasperated) Every *frelling* planet.



Chiana almost wrests herself away from Bloy, who is too busy smirking at her efforts to notice D'Argo's approach until he gets an emphatic Luxan fist to the face. Taking a little more trouble with this one, D'Argo smacks him back against the bar before grabbing him by the collar and forcibly ejecting him from the club, tossing him on the floor by the steps. In the midst of the loud disturbance, several of the club patrons also rush toward the exits. At the table with Rygel, the exotic woman closes her sample case.


RYGEL:
Ahem... where are you going? We still have business.

FELOR:
Not anymore. ( standing ) Who do you think that was?

RYGEL:
( groaning ) Oh, yotz.



Tolven and Bloy wobble angrily to their feet.


RYGEL:
Not the Security Director.



Tolven doesn't want to give up that easily, and D'Argo has to hurl him back toward the exit. To emphasize his request, D'Argo angrily unsheaths his Qualta Blade. Pursuaded, but still very angry, Tolven gives D'Argo one final glare and a pointed finger which universally means: "I'll get you yet!", and Boris and Natasha... er, rather... Tolven and Bloy exit by the stairs as D'Argo gives them his best Luxan snarl.


FELOR:
Good luck... getting any Chromextin on this planet.



The woman leaves the table and moves to the exit, passing D'Argo and Chiana on the way.


RYGEL:
Wait-- if you think we're leaving empty handed--



The woman stops near D'Argo and Chi, and tosses her parting comment over her shoulder to Rygel, glares at Chia and D'Argo, and stalks out.


FELOR:
You'll be lucky to leave *at all!*



D'Argo glances at Chi, then at Rygel. Chi also turns to Rygel, who sees this is gonna be tougher than he originally thought, and shakes his small head just slightly with a quiet sigh.




END COLD OPEN










ROLL OPENING CREDITS



"My name is John Crichton... I'm lost... an astronaut... shot through a wormhole.... In some distant part of the universe.... I'm trying to stay alive... Aboard this ship-- this living ship... of escaped prisoners-- my friends. If you can hear me... beware... if I make it back... will they follow? If I open the door... are you ready? Earth is unprepared, helpless... for the nightmares I've seen. Or should I stay, protect my home, not show them you exist. But then you'll never know the wonders I've seen."








ACT I





INT. TALYN

Crichton stands in smoke hazed air somewhere onboard Talyn. I'm gonna guess the equivalent of Hangar or Docking Bay, as Crichton has just arrived onboard and Stark is 'briefing' him on the sitch.

Noting another costume change for Stark, thank god, cause he looked awful silly in that 'Astroboy' outfit. Not much better here but at least more subdued in dark brown to black outfit: boots, pants, shirt, vest, with a knee length skirted coat, open in front. Much, much better.



STARK:
No propulsion, no overrides, no weapons. All bad. ( quietly) Talyn's so still... so near death. Even the DRDs are still.

CRICHTON (2):
I didn't know he had DRDs.

STARK:
He builds them as he grows. Come on.



Crichton picks up a large case and follows after Stark. They walk and talk.


STARK:
Primary conduit nexus is completely overloaded. That's why nothing works.

CRICHTON (2):
What about the neural link to Crais?

STARK:
Uh, the link, yes, that's operating. Crais's autonomic functions may be the only thing that's keeping Talyn going.



Stark slows and points the beam of his flashlight to a point low on the wall in the corridor they are walking in.


STARK:
Here, here.

CRICHTON (2):
That the conduit?

STARK:
Yeah, yeah.



Crichton crouches, resting one knee on the deck, and places the case on the ground beside him.


CRICHTON (2):
What if you've got this backwards? What if we pull Crais's transponder. He dies and Talyn lives?

STARK:
Tried that. Nearly killed Talyn.



Stark's statement is followed by a slight burst of inappropriate, weird laughter. ( Man, I LOVE him! hehe )


STARK:
We can't break the link. We've got to fix the conduit, and restore Talyn's caloric flow. So, wake him up.



INTERCUT

INT. MOYA

In the Maintenance/Medical Bay, Jool continues working over Crais, passing a small scanner over his skull. Behind her, Crichton enters, now garbed in the olive green shirt Aeryn gave him. He's on the move, approaching quickly. ( Okay, and can I say here that he looks AMAZING. Does he NEED to look that good? grrrr. Oh, and, forgot to note, Jool is still wearing the Heavy Metal outfit with that awful collar. That has GOT to be uncomfortable. Does she have two necks? What? )


CRICHTON (1):
Anything?

JOOL:
( replies without turning ) Yes, I'm hungry and there's nothing sweet on this ship.

CRICHTON (1):
I was talking about your patient.

JOOL:
( perturbed ) Well, the lautinal injection I gave him, seems to have had no effect whatsoever.

CRICHTON (1):
I thought you knew something about medicine?

JOOL:
( sighs ) I *do*.



Jool moves around the table, leaving Crichton behind, she thinks, but he's following her. Jool stops at the table holding the UT version of a microscope.


JOOL:
I'll have *you* know, I earned "T" ratings in Genetics, Neuroscience, and Xenobiology.

CRICHTON (1):
Good. That's what I thought.



Crichton continues to one of the shelves and starts rooting around through the vials stored there.


JOOL:
What are you doing?

CRICHTON (1):
( continues searching through the vials) Zhaan took some tissue and DNA samples from me a while back.



Crichton retrieves a small vial from the shelf and turns back toward Jool.


CRICHTON (1):
I want you to compare 'em... to me and clone, and figure out... that I'm the real thing, and he's the wannabe.

JOOL:
And I why should I do your *selfish* and unnecessary work?



Crichton dangles the vial in front of her face.


CRICHTON (1):
Because I know where Rygel stashes his wamelon cake.... and it's sweeter than a sweet thing... sweet thing.



Crichton gives her his best charming smile ( Combining charm and the promise of sweets... oooh, he's mean! hehe ). Jool licks her lips at the bribe and snatches the vial from his hand.


JOOL:
( sighs ) Give it to me.

CRICHTON (1):
Mmm. Yes.



And... he leaves. Jool takes the vial back to the lab table.

Standing at the lab table, her back to Crais stretched out on the table, she misses the first signs of his return to consciousness, but turns and slowly approaches him as she notices some slight moaning and heavier breathing ( uh-oh, that sounds a little suggestive... hmm ). Reaching the table she leans over him for a closer look. Without warning, Crais's arm shoots up and he grabs her by the throat, no mean feat considering that heavy collar and his condition.



CRAIS:
Whoever you are! Release me!



Jool struggles but can't get his hand off her throat, reaching back she grabs the gigantic injector from the tray behind her and SLAMS it into his thigh. Crais screams in pain, and her scream joins with his as his grip is loosened.

Camera cuts to John in the outside corridor, Jool's scream alerting him to a potential problem. He unholsters Winona, and heads back the way he came at a run, calling for assistance.



CRICHTON (1):
Aeryn! Maintenance Bay!



Camera cuts to the Maintenance/Medical Bay as the door swings open and John charges in.


CRICHTON (1):
Crais, Let her go.



John stops just out of arms reach and points his weapon emphatically at Crais. A somewhat confused Crais, obviously recognizes Crichton and looks toward Jool, releasing her. Her scream ceases and she gasps for breath, her hand still fisted around the huge injector, it's needle buried in Crais's thigh.

Crichton eases his weapon, watching Jool recover. She lifts big green eyes to him.



JOOL:
There. I woke him up.



She RIPS the needle out of Crais's leg, and he grunts in abrupt pain.


JOOL:
Now I hope he drops dead.



She turns away, and Crichton circles the table warily, watching her before turning his gaze back to Crais.


CRAIS:
( panting ) Crichton. Am I on Moya?



Aeryn arrives at a run, weapon held ready.


AERYN:
John, what's...?



John raises his hand, palm out, signaling to her that all is well.


CRICHTON (1):
It's okay.

CRAIS:
What?



Getting a first glimpse at one he thought dead, Crais's stunned amazement mixed with no small amount of pain is patently clear.


CRAIS:
Aeryn Sun?



Aeryn returns his gaze, and there is no emotional detachment there either. ( Odd-- it 'may' be that she's surprised at the intensity of his emotion. I know I was. ) Crichton is there, of course, to witness this exchange. ( And this is a smart guy, remember. ) These are not your 'typical' Peacekeepers, ex- or otherwise.


CRICHTON (1):
Yeah. You missed that bit.

CRAIS:
You're alive. How?

CRICHTON (1):
Let's... skip the back story right now. What happened to your ship?



Crais reaches to the back of his neck, clasping the neural link there. His concern for Talyn also very apparent.


CRAIS:
Where is Talyn? I can barely sense him.

AERYN:
He is alive, but unresponsive.



Aeryn moves to stand beside Crais, opposite to the side Crichton is standing.


AERYN:
Moya is supplying nutrients.

CRAIS:
Where are we? In open space?

AERYN:
Low planetary orbit. Talyn and Moya have found an atmosphere with a very high novastatis index.



Crais lets his head drop to the table, but continues holding his hand to the back of his neck, touching his connection to Talyn.


CRAIS:
That may conceal us.

CRICHTON (1):
Who did you piss off this time?

CRAIS:
Talyn and I were not the agressors?

CRICHTON (1):
Of course not. You never are. So who is it?



John slowly approaches Crais, ending leaning over him.


CRICHTON (1):
The Plakavoids... the Skeksies... the Big Bad Wolf?

CRAIS:
Peacekeepers.



Crais turns to look at Aeryn.


CRAIS:
They... want Talyn back.



John looks up at Aeryn and her gaze shifts, meeting his over Crais' body. They both look grim.




INTERCUT

INT. Office of the Planetary Security Director

Back on the planet, Rygel attempts to use his skills to smooth over the 'little incident' between D'Argo and the Security Director. Tolven stands, leaning against a rain streaked window, behind his father, the sovereign ruler of the planet, Rinic Pralanoth. A woman, Rinic Sarova, his daughter, stands at his side as they listen to Rygel.


RYGEL:
The Luxan will be disciplined. I apologize for his behavior.

SAROVA:
According to some witnesses, he has nothing to apologize *for*.

TOLVEN:
You saying *I* was at fault?



Tolven leaves the window, taking a few steps down to the floor, to stand beside his father.


TOLVEN:
Father, these are known criminals. The path of destruction they leave is--

RYGEL:
Don't believe those myths. You know how rumors get started.



Rygel chuckles and glides his throne sled across the room, eyeing a large aquarium/tank.


PRALANOTH:
Then you deny your reputation.

RYGEL:
I... deny it's relevance. We're here for one reason: To buy Chromextin.



Rygel closely examines an odd looking creature perched on a 'float' inside the tank. He grunts slightly as the creature flicks an appendage and slides into the water.


SAROVA:
Why do you need such a large amount?

RYGEL:
Uh... medical purposes, hmm?

TOLVEN:
Chromextin has no medical function.

SAROVA:
None that you know of, brother.

TOLVEN:
Oh, but it can power weapons. Should we sell them ammunition we can use to attack us, hmm? Their warships-- our ammunition.

RYGEL:
We have no warships.

TOLVEN:
Then why hide your vessels in the densest layer of our atmosphere?

RYGEL:
To avoid conflict. I... understand that as this planet's ruler, you must protect it's people. Be assured, we pose you no threat. Allow us this simple transaction, and you'll never see us again.

SAROVA:
I see no reason not to accomodate them.

TOLVEN:
I see no reason to let them live.

SAROVA:
Force is your answer to everything.

TOLVEN:
Better than weak mindless pacifis--



Pralanoth cuts off the debate between his son and daughter, aka; belligerence and reason.


PRALANOTH:
We will not do business with you. Tolven... they have one arn to break orbit.

RYGEL:
But...

PRALANOTH:
After that... force is authorized.



Tolven leans over Rygel, smirking in his pleasure.


TOLVEN:
May I show you out?



INTERCUT

INT. MOYA

Maintenance/Medical Bay

John and Aeryn maintain their positions on either side of Crais, still stretched out on the table. Aeryn leans against a small table, and John sits a small distance away on another table, his arms crossed, body language exuding skepticism.


CRAIS:
We were attempting to resupply when we were ambushed by four Prowlers using strike and retreat tactics.



Having spoken almost exclusively to Crichton, Crais abruptly relaxes on the table.


CRAIS:
You don't believe me, Crichton.

CRICHTON (1):
Only because I know you.



Crais raises his head slightly, reaching back to the transponder. He's beaten, bloody, and weary, but determined to get his point across, and be believed.


CRAIS:
Pilot, I'm accessing Talyn's logs. Please display this signal for us.

PILOT:
Very well, Crais.



A holographic display bursts to life above their heads. Holographic representations of a very large ship, and Talyn float in the air as Crais speaks.


CRAIS:
Talyn destroyed one Prowler. But their attack was merely a diversion.



The holo display depicts the events as Crais describes them, Aeryn moves in for a closer look.


AERYN:
That ship... is a Pantak Class Vigilante.

CRAIS:
Yes. Surprising us with an immobilizer pulse. Severely overloading all of Talyn's systems and dissipating his energy. We barely broke free, initiating Starburst, but that drained the rest of Talyn's power. I remember nothing further.



The 'icon' representing Talyn in the holodisplay, breaks away and drops out of the image, and the holodisplay ends.


AERYN:
A Vigilante with an immobilizer pulse.



Speaking thoughtfully, Aeryn returns to Crais's side.


AERYN:
What attacked Talyn... was a Retrieval Squad.

CRAIS:
They will not relent until they accomplish their goal: Recapture Talyn. And to force Talyn's surrender, they wouldn't hesitate to take Moya hostage. I will... return to Talyn so that Moya can flee... immediately.



Struggling just to sit up, and failing miserably, the weakend Crais falls back on the table.


AERYN:
With Talyn's condition worsening, Moya will not abandon him, and neither will we.



INTERCUT

EXT. PLANET

Man, lovely CGI of the planet surface, dismal rain continues falling ( what is it with the rain constantly? ), and we see the Transport Pod perched on a 'sky walk' high above the clouds. The spires of city buildings also rise above the clouds. ( This is a common vision of the future. Living in such incredible high rises that you'd need an oxygen mask just to leave the house! Too much exposition, Shush! hehe ) Beautiful work.


RYGEL:
[O.V.] All right, start up the pod. We're leaving.



Cut to interior of the Transport Pod as Rygel glides into the Pilot's chamber.


RYGEL:
( snifs ) D'Argo? Chiana?



Cut to interior of another Club/Bar scene. Chiana is makin' nice with the natives while D'Argo briefs Rygel.


RYGEL:
[O.V.] Where are you?

D'ARGO:
A refreshment house. We're trying to find another source.

RYGEL:
Perhaps you don't realize, but we've been given one arn to leave. With or without you, I'm returning to Moya.

D'ARGO:
( softly ) You aren't going anywhere.

RYGEL:
What? What have you done with the Pod?

D'ARGO:
Well... nothing you can fix.



INTERCUT

INT. MOYA

Maintenance/Medical Bay

Crais, slightly disoriented ( and so am I, a familiar shot that I'm used to seeing Crichton in, camera is close on Crais's face, an upside down view -- weird ).


CRAIS:
Did I lose consciousness again?



Aeryn turns from a control station in the Maintenance Bay.


AERYN:
Briefly.

CRAIS:
Is Crichton present?

AERYN:
Shall I summon him?

CRAIS:
No. There is something I deeply wish to share with you.



Aeryn steps closer to him.


CRAIS:
Talyn was designed with intelligence gathering facilities. He, and I, have been able to tap into high level Peacekeeper comm channels, accessing their central database. Including your personnel file... Where I found... this.



Crais lifts his right hand, a small data chip in it, he takes it in his left hand and offers it to Aeryn. Only delaying briefly, she accepts it from him and moves back to the control station, inserting the chip.

Another holo display bursts to life in the air above her head. The display is a barracks setting, seven single bunks placed evenly on either side of a long narrow room, a large PK symbol decorates the floor. Each bunk holds a small shape. A lone woman walks down the narrow corridor between the feet of the bunks, approaching the last bunk on the right wall.



WOMAN:
( whispering ) Aeryn, wake up.



The woman kneels beside the bunk.


WOMAN:
( whispering ) Wake up, Aeryn. Don't be afraid.



In the bunk a young dark haired girl sits up, her wide gray/blue eyes taking in this stranger. The child Aeryn, can be no more than 5 or 6 cycles old.


WOMAN:
( whispering ) My name is Xhalax Sun. I'm your mother. But you mustn't reveal to anyone that I was here. Do you... understand?



Caught up in her own memory as she watches it unfold before her, Aeryn nods her understanding as she must have as a child.


XHALAX:
I came to tell you something. Aeryn, you're life was not an accident. And it wasn't an assigned birthing to fill the ranks. Talyn-- that's your father's name. He and I... chose to have you. You were concieved in love. Our love. I wanted you to know this. It makes you special. We wanted you, and we love you. Go back to sleep now.



The holo display ends, Aeryn slowly recovers, but her surprise and confusion are apparent.


AERYN:
My mother.



Aeryn starts slightly as a hand appears on her shoulder. Turning her head, she ( and we ) are surprised by his silent arrival at her side.


CRAIS:
Yes.

AERYN:
I was never sure whether I dreamt that. And that was on my file?

CRAIS:
And hers as well. I thought it might... interest you to learn of your parents.



A short nod; she's still grappling with turbulent emotions and an immeasurable depth of surprise.


AERYN:
And my father... was he...? Did you?

CRAIS:
I could find no information... whatever about him.



Crais removes the chip from the control station and presses it gently into her hand, curling her fingers over it.


AERYN:
( softly ) Was my mother court-martialed?



Crais seems reluctant to share this next information, reluctant to hurt her, perhaps ( But this is a powerful, intelligent man who's risen quite high in Peackeeper Hierarchy, and despite circumstance, has an agenda of his own. There's more than just 'surface' to him... important not to be decieved. Very interesting, deep, characterization. I love him! Hey, and verrry nice lookin'. )


CRAIS:
There are gaps in her service record. However, it's last entry notes a promotion into an elite battle group. Aeryn...

AERYN:
Let me guess. The Retrieval Squad. She is somehow part of it.

CRAIS:
The Retrieval Squad is under the command of Senior Officer Xhalax Sun.



Surprized again, Aeryn's gaze unconsciously darts back to the area where the holo display had hovered.




END ACT I










ACT II



INT. Moya

Crichton's Quarters

Taking a couple of 'wicked' looking instruments in hand, Jool taps the very pointed tips of the instruments together, and lets Crichton know what she's come for.


JOOL:

Remove your lower garments, and.. face *away* from me.

CRICHTON (1):

What the hell for?



Crichton eyes her warily from where he's sitting, as she circles around behind him.


JOOL:

( sighing ) You asked me. If you want a genetic comparison... I need a specimen.

CRICHTON (1):

Of what?!

JOOL:

Well... skin. Unless you prefer I test your internal organs.

CRICHTON (1):

You can stay the hell *away* from my organs, lady.

JOOL:

Well, skin then-- preferably something with the least amount of solar radiation.

CRICHTON (1):

Ah!



Jool makes a quick move toward his posterior, and he slides quickly away from her.


CRICHTON (1):

Shoulder...



Crichton pulls up the short sleeve of his green shirt.


CRICHTON (1):

I use SPF 30.



Jool makes a practiced lunged, jabbing one of her 'sample gathering' tools expertly into her desired target. Crichton yelps as he sprints away and to his feet.


CRICHTON (1):

No!



Jool smirks sweetly and Crichton manages to avoid rubbing his 'sampled' area.


JOOL:

Thank you.



INTERCUT

PLANET SURFACE

Security Director's Office

Bloy and 'his' flunky enter the Security Director's office to report to Tolven. Interior decoration of the office is highly inspired by 'bubble wrap'.


BLOY:

Recon stations report the probe has not left the planet.

TOLVEN:

And their other ships?

BLOY:

Still concealed in the bonisphere. Probes detect an unidentified mass in geosychronous orbit.

TOLVEN:

Coordinates precise enough to target?

BLOY:

Airborne Defense says, not yet. They suggest Concussion Missles.

TOLVEN:

Well, have them fire at will.



Bloy, the flunky and Tolven all cross the room. Bloy activates a control and a section of the wall moves, extending a large wire 'partition' across the room.




INTERCUT

INT. TALYN



Crichton is working on Talyn's systems with a cool little red tech tool, complete with bleeps and flashing light. Stark burst in with unhappy news.


STARK:

Oh! It's not working, it's not helping. Talyn's dying, not waking up.

CRICHTON (2):

Astro!



Crichton cuts off Stark's rant, waving the blinking tech tool in front of Stark's face, he chants a 'hypnotic' message to distract him.


CRICHTON (2):

Work now... freak... later... work now... freak... later...

STARK:

Oh, yeah... yes... that's fair.

CRICHTON (2):

Good.



Crichton returns the tool/sensor to his work.


STARK:

How much later?



Crichton's possible response is cut off as Talyn lurches, buffetted by a heavy explosion.




Cut to Maintenance/Medical Bay on board Moya, Aeryn and Crais stagger heavily against the control console as the vessel is rocked by a heavy explosion.

Cut to exterior planetary atmosphere. Moya and Talyn hanging low in the hazy atmosphere, as streaks of light from the surface arc upward and 'explode' in close proximity to both ships.

Cut to Crichton's Quarters on Moya. As the explosions rock Moya, Jool is tossed shrieking onto Crichton's bed before flopping onto the floor. Crichton lurches out the open door and into the passage as the concussion shockwave topples the chess pieces on the board just inside his quarters.



CRICHTON (1):

Pilot!



Cut to Pilot.


PILOT:

Missles, launched from from the planet... exploding in the atmosphere.



Cut to Crichton in Moya's corridor, keying open a passage doorway.


CRICHTON (1):

Aeryn, I'm going to Command. You stay with Captain Crunch.



Cut to Jool cowering on the floor in Crichton's Quarters.


JOOL:

What about *me*?!



Cut to Crichton and Stark on Talyn, heading toward Command.


CRICHTON (2):

Pilot, get the planet on the blower.

PILOT:

I can't!



Cut to Pilot.


PILOT:

The Nelvastatic cloud cover blocks communications as well as scans.



Cut back to Talyn.


CRICHTON (2):

Take us up, out of range.

CRAIS:

( over comms ) No, Pilot!



Cut to Crais and Aeryn on Moya.


CRAIS:

If we ascend out of the bonisphere, we may be revealing outselves to the Retrieval Squad.



Crais staggers into Aeryn under the shockwave of another explosion.




Cut to Crichton, arriving on the Command aboard Moya.


CRICHTON (1):

Ah, hell. I can't see a thing in this soup.



Indeed the foward portal reveals little more than a hazy mist. Crichton crosses to the forward control console.

Cut to Pilot.



PILOT:

Moya is attempting to extend her senses further, but...



Cut to Crichton looking up and out Moya's forward portal.


CRICHTON (1):

Oh, there's another one. Brace for the shockwave.



The explosion flares across the forward portal and the resulting shockwave knocks Crichton from his feet.




Cut to Ext. Atmosphere shot, rain pours down between the two Leviathans, the umbilical connection between them is holding.




Cut to Int. Talyn. Crichton and Stark enter quickly as the doors slide open. Stark slows and stops, raising his hand in reverence.


STARK:

Noble Talyn, I stand ready to ease your journey into death.



From the weapons console, Crichton looks angrily back at Stark and abruptly grabs him, dragging him toward the console.


CRICHTON (2):

Knock that off, and help me get weapons back on line!

STARK:

Why don't you listen? The weapons console won't function!



Crichton abandons Stark to his meditative 'trance' and tries for help elsewhere.


CRICHTON (2):

Crais, are you still in contact with Talyn?



Cut to Crais.


CRICHTON (2):

( over comms ) Can you get his weapons working?

CRAIS:

He hasn't sufficient energy to fire.



Cut to Crichton on Talyn.


CRICHTON (2):

Well can he do anything? Can he point the damn guns?



Cut to Crais.


CRAIS:

I believe I can enable targeting.



Crais reaches, one handed, to the neural transponder on the back of his neck.




Cut to Crichton on Talyn.


CRICHTON (2):

Right do that. Pilot, I want you to take us down.



Cut to exterior atmosphere shot, the two Leviathans linked by the umbilical in the pouring rain.


PILOT:

( over comms ) Below the cloud layer?



Cut to Crichton on Moya.


CRICHTON (1):

Do it, Pilot! I think I know what he's tryin' to do. He's gonna need a comms channel.



Cut to Crichton on Talyn.


CRICHTON (2):

And I'm gonna need a comms channel. Crais, I want you to find the fattest target you can-- Government House, missle site, McDonalds-- whatever.



Cut to Crais and Aeryn aboard Moya. Crais concentrates on the neural link between he and Talyn.




Cut to Security Director's Office on the planet.


BLOY:

Two ships are decending from the bonisphere.



Tolven receives this news with a great deal of surprise. Sarova turns to look out the large window, observing as Talyn decends over the city, headed directly at the Director's office window.


BLOY:

It's a gunship. We're being targeted.



Cut to Crais, concentrating deeply, now with both hands on the neural transponder.


CRICHTON (2):

( over comms ) Now, Crais!



Cut to Talyn as his main gun rises from it's housing and settles in place, aimed directly toward the Security Director's window.




Cut to Security Director's office as a comms image of Crichton aboard Talyn appears inside the 'security grid'.


CRICHTON (2):

( over comms ) Hello, morons. You see this ship? Knock off the missle attack, or we'll take our shot.

TOLVEN:

Prepare another salvo.

CRICHTON (2):

( over comms ) Oh, you might want to check our resume first. We leveled a Shadow Depository, and we're about to turn your city into glow-in-the-dark sand.

TOLVEN:

Launch missles.

PRALANOTH:

No!

TOLVEN:

Father!

PRALANOTH:

No.



Pralanoth glides in his 'high-tech' wheelchair, to the security grid and engages a control.


PRALANOTH:

Airborne defenses... stand down.



Pralanoth engages another contol and addresses Crichton over the comms channel.


PRALANOTH:

The missles have ceased.

CRICHTON (2):

( over comms ) It's about damn time. Who the hell are you?

PRALANOTH:

Rinick Pralanoth, Soverign of Kanvia.

CRICHTON (2):

( over comms ) John Crichton, Wizard of Oz. You ready to knock off the macho BS and talk these things out?

PRALANOTH:

I'm willing to reopen the discussion.

CRICHTON (2):

( over comms ) Good. I'll notify my reps.

PRALANOTH:

I'd prefer that you and I spoke face to face.

CRICHTON (2):

( over comms) Fine. I'll come down.



The communication is abruptly terminated.




INTERCUT

PLANET SURFACE

The Office of the Security Director

Pralanoth introduces his bureaucratic offspring, as Crichton strolls into the office, resplended in his regular full PK Black.


PRALANOTH:

My offspring-- Rinick Tolven, Security Director. Rinick Sarova, Services Director.

CRICHTON (2):

So tell me, Rinick, Rinick, and Rinick... what's your problem? We come down here to buy something, we don't hassel you, we don't try to take it by force... hell, we offer to make you rich. And you guys break out the pyrotechnics.

SAROVA:

Violence was an error on our part.

TOLVEN:

Allowing notorious criminals onto our planet was a worse error.

CRICHTON (2):

Criminals? No, no, no... we're businessmen.

TOLVEN:

Lies.



Crichton eyes Tolven coldly.


CRICHTON (2):

That's a big word to throw around, son.

TOLVEN:

I can prove it.



With a slight signal, Tolven's flunkies grab Crichton, pinning his arms.


CRICHTON (2):

Get your hands off of me!



The flunkies march him toward the tank at the back of the room.


CRICHTON (2):

Damn it, let me go! This is not... not necessary!



His chest pressed none too gently against the side of the tank, he looks involuntarily-- down into the water with some trepedation, mixed with a dash of curiosity.


CRICHTON (2):

What the hell is that?



It's leap from the tank to Crichton's face is accompanied by a great splash of water, drenching Crichton. The 'critter', crablike in nature, clings to his face with four spindly legs.


CRICHTON (2):

( shouting ) Get this thing off of me!



The 'critter' scuttles across his face, settling it's body against his head, it's four long clawlike legs clinging to his face.


CRICHTON (2):

Man, you people got a funky sense of humor-- get this lobster off my head!



The 'lobster' growls and hisses quietly from atop Crichton's head.


PRALANOTH:

It won't hurt you-- unless you lie to us.

TOLVEN:

It's a very-- intuitive creature. It senses brainwave patterns, and is *extremely* sensitive to cognitive dissonance.



Holding Crichton immobile with one hand, Bloy strokes the 'critter' gently with his other hand.


BLOY:

You lie... and it knows.

PRALANOTH:

And it's been trained to kill... when it detects a lie being told.



Crichton *must* be getting Natira flashbacks as he watches the wicked looking spike on the tip of the critters prehensile 'neck', waving back-and-forth in front of his eyes.


PRALANOTH:

Why have you come to Kanvia?

CRICHTON (2):

( sighs ) To buy Chromextin... period.

PRALANOTH:

For what purpose?

CRICHTON (2):

None of your damn business.



The 'critter' hisses, it's 'spike' lingering just above his eyes.


CRICHTON (2):

*Nothing*... that affects you.

TOLVEN:

Are you planning to seize power, hmm? Or perhaps one of the subcounselors is getting ambitious again. Have you been hired to sabotage our unification?

CRICHTON (2):

We could give a damn about your local politics. ( shouting ) We're here to buy the stuff and then get the hell outta Dodge! Why is that so difficult to get through your tiny little brain?!

PRALANOTH:

Remove the Stranit.



INTERCUT

INT. TALYN



Aeryn and Crais enter Talyn's Command.


AERYN:

Calorics have dropped to critical levels.

CRAIS:

The immobilizer pulse overloaded too many of Talyn's systems. Repairs alone cannot save him.

AERYN:

What can we do?

CRAIS:

Nothing until the Chromextin arrives, but after that... Aeryn... you must join us. Your mother's involved now. She'll take him alive if possible, but I know Talyn. He'll fight to the death, his or your mothers.

AERYN:

And you expect me to fight on Talyn's side?

CRAIS:

I hope your presense will provide another solution. She loved you. And *if* that part of her still lives... only you can find it.

AERYN:

She's an officer. Part of the Elite.

CRAIS:

She is nothing. A thug, a mindless assassin. As you and I once were. But *you*... can give her a chance... to be something more than that.



INTERCUT

PLANET SURFACE

Refreshment House

Inside, D'Argo, Chi and John discuss options.


D'ARGO:

Daybreak. Talyn may be dead by then.



Crichton takes a seat beside D'Argo, quiet music plays in the background.


CRICHTON (2):

It's the best I could do. The old man says it's going to take him that long to scrape up six... whatevers.

CHIANA:

Lenarts.



Chiana places a drink on the table in front of D'Argo, circling the table she sits beside D'Argo as he picks up the glass and Crichton continues grousing.


CRICHTON (2):

Lenarts, right. Says there's not enough at any one single parish, so he's got to send his Deputies out to collect it, and who the hell knows if that's true.

D'ARGO:

Well... it may be true. I spent the whole day trying to buy some. There wasn't one source out there that had the whole amount that we need.

CHIANA:

I say we just go get the guns and steal the stuff.

D'ARGO:

We would have to complete *ten* robberies to do that.

CHIANA:

Yeah, so what's your point?



A 'waitress' approaches Crichton and hands him a long, black, shiny cylinder that bleeps and whirs. Crichton holds the whirring cylinder out gently, turning to a bemused look on Chiana and D'Argo.


CRICHTON (2):

Is this a proposition?



Chiana grins. Standing, she grasps one end of the cylinder, twisting slightly until it clicks and reforms into a 'very' shallow 'V' shape.


SAROVA:

( Over 'phone' ) John Crichton.



Cut to Sarova in the Security Director's Office.


SAROVA:

This is Rinick Sarova.



Cut to Crichton.


CRICHTON (2):

Phone... Oh, hey, hey, hey. Umm... how ya doin?



Crichton hasn't used a 'phone' in quite some time, he holds it away like it's a dead fish and leans forward slightly to speak into it.




Cut to Sarova in the Security Director's Office, she holds her phone like a... well, like a phone.


SAROVA:

We must speak privately about the Chromextin you require. I fear you'll never get it. Are you willing to meet me alone?



Cut to Crichton.


CRICHTON (2):

How about we talk about it right now?



Cut to Sarova.


SAROVA:

No. There's a service corridor--



Cut to Crichton, holding the phone out, likely so everyone can overhear the conversation. He glances to D'Argo and Chiana, gauging what they might think about this contact.


SAROVA:

( over 'phone' ) --behind the Refreshment House you're in.



Sarova twists her 'phone', disengaging the call.




Cut to Crichton, handing off the 'phone'.


CRICHTON (2):

I don't like it either.

D'ARGO:

Mmm.



INTERCUT

PLANET SURFACE

Refreshment House Service Corridor

Crichton steps into the empty corridor. At the far end, rain pounds down onto the exposed surface. Behind him, two cloaked figures step into the corridor from a side passage, Crichton signals them back. Reluctantly, D'Argo and Chi conceal themselves again in the side passage. Shortly thereafter, another figure approaches from the downpour, decidedly feminine and slinking toward him under the shelter of an 'umbrella'.


SAROVA:

Shall we go inside?

CRICHTON (2):

It's closed. The door is locked.

SAROVA:

I own this refreshment house.

CRICHTON (2):

In that case, you can buy me a drink.



Sarova engages a control and the door slides open.




INTERCUT

PLANET SURFACE

INT. Refreshment House

Crichton sits at the bar while Sarova stands behind it, preparing the drinks.


CRICHTON (2):

How can there be a problem? Your father promised us the stuff.

SAROVA:

My brother objects.



As they talk, the camera pulls back through a 'vent grid' to reveal an alien presence. It's long fingered, reddish, and definately alien hand presses a large glop of red goo to the grid. The goo oozes through the grid and plops to the floor.


SAROVA:

He won't defy my father openly, but he will try to block this transaction somehow.

CRICHTON (2):

And daddy can't keep him leashed?

SAROVA:

You think my father's weak.

CRICHTON (2):

You tell me.



The 'red goo' tumbles quietly across the floor.


SAROVA:

Pralanoth unified this planet. He ended the wars between nation states and brought peace to this world.



Sarova moves to the seat beside Crichton, placing his drink before him.


CRICHTON (2):

Excepting the occassional missle attack on visiting ships.

SAROVA:

That was Tolven's doing.

CRICHTON (2):

Yeah. Your brother got a death wish?

SAROVA:

No. But he wants to rule.

CRICHTON (2):

Mmm. Meaning he wants daddy's job.



Cut to alien hand holding a glop of blue 'goo'. Dropping the goo onto a table inside the refreshment house, the goo drops and tumbles quietly across the floor as well.


SAROVA:

Yes. However, Pralanoth has declared that after his death, Tolven and I should share power.

CRICHTON (2):

Well, your brother doesn't strike me as the, uh... sensitive power-sharing type.

SAROVA:

We took an oath that we would co-rule. But I'm sure that Tolven will disregard it and sieze control.

CRICHTON (2):

Can't you stop him?



Cut to the blob of red goo as it continues to tumble across the floor of the Refreshment House. Neither Crichton nor Sarova are aware of the 'goo-like' intruders on their conversation.


SAROVA:

The conflict would fragment this world once again. I would *prefer* my father saw reason.

CRICHTON (2):

And put you on top.

SAROVA:

Tolven suspects this. He also knows he lost face when my father overruled his missle attack.



Sarova slings one slinky, black latex thigh-high clad leg ( whew ) over Crichton's. Her inner thigh caressing his. Crichton's only 'mildly' uncomfortable.


CRICHTON (2):

He, uh... could have lost a lot more.



Crichton glances down at her leg, then back to her eyes.


CRICHTON (2):

You know, you really don't want to see what our gunship... can do.

SAROVA:

But Tolven would risk it. He is sure to interfere with the Chromextin delivery, hoping to provoke you into... attacking us.

CRICHTON (2):

And he counterattacks. Proving to Pop that he was right all along.



Cut to the red goo rolling merrily along the floor, making a turn around the edge of the bar.


SAROVA:

Yes... I therefore ask... for patience.



Well aware of this not so subtle 'seduction', Crichton's eyes don't really know 'where' to look.


CRICHTON (2):

I've been nothing but... patient. And, uh... I think you need to understand that I'm under a lot of pressure.



On the floor behind the bar, the two blobs of goo-- red and blue-- have 'found' each other, and rolling toward each other... begin to merge.


SAROVA:

I do understand, and I will do all that I can to hasten the process.



Over Sarova's shoulder ( she's so close, that's the only 'harmless' place he *can* look ) Crichton notes this unusual phenomena as Sarova rattles on.


SAROVA:

Even if it means bypassing normal channels to locate...



Sarova is slightly distracted as Crichton stands to get a better look.


SAROVA:

( trailing off ) my own sources...



The merged blue/red goo begins to swell and glow and Crichton, unceremoniously shoves Sarova to the floor, diving in the opposite direction himself as a powerful explosion rocks the house. The fx and camera are astounding as they show the initiation of the blast four times in rapid succession. The blast so close, only the bar can possibly save them.




END ACT II










ACT III



PLANET SURFACE

INT. Refreshment House

The remains of the Refreshment House are a smoke filled ruin. Lying on his side on the debris strewn floor Crichton calls out for his companion in a weak, pain soaked voice.


CRICHTON (2):

Sarova?

SAROVA:

( weakly ) Never thought my brother... capable of this.



D'Argo and Chiana enter the Refreshment House, running down the stairs and across the room, crouching by Crichton's side.


CHIANA:

Crichton!

CRICHTON (2):

( weakly ) Hey.



D'Argo immediately examines the jagged length of metal that pierces Crichton's left thigh. Fearing the worst, Crichton groans a harsh command to his friends, which is promptly ignored.(What's that BB said about how John's friends never listening to a damn thing he says? :) )


CRICHTON (2):

Don't... pull it out!



D'Argo grasps the length of metal firmly in hand and YANKS it out of Crichton's leg, it looks as if a good 3-4 inches of metal were buried there... Crichton shouts an agonized groan, his eyes slowly rolling back into his head as he struggles to remain conscious.


SAROVA:

Get... Crichton away from here. No one must find us together. This meeting never happened. Go, now!



Cut to the Service Corridor behind the bombed out Refreshment House. D'Argo carries Crichton slung in his arms, Chiana hurries behind.


CHIANA:

Rygel... we're on our way.

RYGEL:

( over comms ) Well, hurry up!



Cut to bombed out Refreshment House. Sarova lies prone on the debris littered floor, she is perhaps also gravely injured, but notes the approach of 'someone'.


SAROVA:

Come to finish the task, my brother?



The shadow of the 'someone' falls across her body, and we hear an unpleasant hissing sound. Sarova stiffens slightly, her eyes going blank, perhaps dead.




INTERCUT

INT. MOYA

Hangar Bay to Maintenance/Medical Bay

D'Argo carries Crichton through the opening Hangar Bar doors, into the Medical Bay where Jool waits to lend her assistance. She's surprised at Crichton's condition.


JOOL:

Sylveko, he's bleeding!

D'ARGO:

You have a keen grasp of the obvious, help him.



D'Argo Loads Crichton's unconscious form onto the table in the Medical Bay, until recently occupied by Crais. Jool is not moving 'fast enough' for D'Argo.


D'ARGO:

Help him!



With a minor 'distressed screech', Jool begins to tend to Crichton.




Cut to Aeryn as she heads at good speed toward the medical bay. Encountering Chiana in the passage, she slows to a stop to get the news Chi's on her way to give her.


AERYN:

How is he?

CHIANA:

We don't know yet.



Cut to Medical Bay. D'Argo watches over Jool's shoulder as she works on Crichton's leg wound, which is partially covered with a large green blood soaked cloth.


D'ARGO:

You're doing fine.

JOOL:

Yeah, right. I could be killing him for all you know.



Jool shuts off the device she was using to close the wound.


JOOL:

A major artery's been cut. He's lost a lot of blood.

D'ARGO:

Well, then *replace* it. You're similar species!

JOOL:

Are you klempt?! Even within my species the subtypes have to match. My blood... is donor incompatable.



While Jool unreels the facts of blood doning to D'Argo, Aeryn and Crichton arrive.


CRICHTON (1):

Take mine.



Aeryn turns a surprised look on Crichton, who moves slowly forward, sliding onto a table by Crichton's head.


AERYN:

( slight surprise ) Really?

CRICHTON (1):

Yeah, I know, he's an ugly loudmouthed son-of-a-bitch, but I can't stand around and watch him die.

CRICHTON (2):

( weakly ) Be better for both of us if you did.



The Twins eye each other, silently, and very briefly, while Jool sets up for the transfusion.


CRICHTON (1):

Yeah, I know. Now shut up.



Cut to close on the blood transfuser as it draws Crichton's blood, and transfers it directly to Crichton. ( No. that's not confusing at ALL! )




Cut to Ext. Planet Atmosphere. Another lovely CGI of Talyn and Moya joined by the umbilical cabling. It's STILL raining.




Cut to Crichton's Quarters. Crichton is laid out on his fur covered bed ( I love this faux fur so much more than the gold sheet thing ), as Jool enters slowly, her tone is very warm and teasing as she crosses the room.


JOOL:

Well, neither his genetic sample nor yours... shows any sign of degradation.



Jool sits on the edge of the bed, smiling slightly down on him.


JOOL:

You're both perfect-- if that's the right word-- *copies* of the original Crichton.



Crichton's beaten, bloodied and downright weary. His tone is flat, far from the normally animated and occassionally manic Crichton we all know and love. An odd black 'bandage' covers the ugly gash over his left eyebrow.


CRICHTON (2):

Screw your tests. I'm the original.

JOOL:

( smiling slightly ) Of course you are... the other guy said the same thing. Why does this bother you? Don't humans have monozygotic double births?

CRICHTON (2):

This is different. Twins don't start out fully formed sharing the same life. This sucks.

CRICHTON (1):

( entering ) It sucks big time.



Crichton crosses the room and leans against the shelf in front of the oddly shaped mirror.


CRICHTON (1):

How you doin'?

CRICHTON (2):

Crappy... on the up side... it's easier to tell us apart now.

CRICHTON (1):

D'Argo filled me in on your adventures with the Gotti Family*, but I need some details from you.

CRICHTON (2):

Why?

CRICHTON (1):

'Cause the show must go on.



INTERCUT

PLANET SURFACE

Office of the Security Director

Pralanoth, Tolven and Sarova discuss events of the prior evening. Tolven grills Sarova, suspecting plotting of some type.


TOLVEN:

Why won't you tell me the truth?

SAROVA:

I did tell you.



Tolven scoffs prettily, demonstrating his disbelief.


TOLVEN:

You went to the Refreshment House for an after-hours drink... alone?

SAROVA:

Yes.

TOLVEN:

A witness saw a wounded Crichton being taken out after the explosion.

SAROVA:

They're mistaken.

TOLVEN:

Then you deny he was with you?

SAROVA:

Give me Stranit to prove.



Tolven makes a minute movement to accomodate her request.


PRALANOTH:

Tolven, don't be ridiculous. Sarova would not lie to me.



Whatever Tolven may have argued is cut off by Crichton's arrival.


CRICHTON (1):

Morning, all!



Crichton enters strutting, full of ebullent good humor and running a gigantic bluff. ( The black jacket he wears over the green shirt is remarkably familiar in cut to the S1 PK Jacket he wore in the final four, sans the ranking tabs on the epaulette over the right shoulder.) Taking a look at the raging storm outside the window, he adds to his greeting.


CRICHTON (1):

Ho, ho! And what a *beautiful* morning it is.



Crichton turns his head to get a good look at the critter in it's tank, before heading toward the gathered Rinics.


CRICHTON (1):

How ya'll doin?



Crichton sits in the chair next to Sarova, and across the table from Pralanoth and Tolven.


CRICHTON (1):

We have two, count 'em two, Transport Pods, on your loading dock, ready and waiting--



Crichton gets an eyefull of the battered Sarova, a long gash on her right cheek. His portrayal of 'shocked surprise' is as thin as tissue paper, but he doesn't have to convince them with words... his disguise is impenetrable.


CRICHTON (1):

What the hell happened to you?

PRALANOTH:

A bomb exploded at the Refreshment House.

CRICHTON (1):

No. Well hell, who would do such a thing?

TOLVEN:

You tell us. You were there having a secret meeting with Sarova.

CRICHTON (1):

No I wasn't.

TOLVEN:

You were seen. I have a witness.



Pralanoth glares at Tolven.


PRALANOTH:

Who also *swore* that Crichton was badly wounded.

TOLVEN:

Well, maybe his species heals rapidly.

CRICHTON (1):

Maybe your witness was blitzed. Now why-- other than a social call-- would I be having a secret meeting with Sarova.

TOLVEN:

Well, I have to assume you were conspiring to take power. Perhaps you two were constructing a bomb when it accidently went off.

CRICHTON (1):

I want an apology.

TOLVEN:

I want the truth.

CRICHTON (1):

You can't handle the--



Crichton sighs in annoyance and standing, strides with purpose to the 'critter's tank.


CRICHTON (1):

Let's cut the crap. Let's cut to the chase, stick this critter on my face.



Crichton hauls said critter out of the tank and strides back toward the table of Rinicks.


CRICHTON (1):

Whoa, ho, ho, ho! Look at the suckers on that boy! Damn, in some parts of the universe this thing would be considered good eatin'!



Stopping on the other side of the table, facing Pralanoth, and laughing gleefully, Crichton plops the critter on his head, and rants on in a fairly unsettling manner. ( And on anyone else, this would just look damn silly, wearing a crab as a hat, but BB just SELLS it! )


CRICHTON (1):

My name is John Crichton, Astronaut. I was *not* at the Refreshment House after-hours, I was not *present* at any bombing or explosion, I did not have a *private* meeting with the beautiful Miss Sarova. The end. Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.



Thoughout this 'testimony' the Stranit remains completely non-reactive, as *this* particular Crichton is, of course, *not* lying. Removing the 'critter' from his head, he places it gently down on the table. Both Tolven and Sarova look fairly perplexed, although for different reasons. Crichton's 'good humor' vanishes, and he becomes 'deadly serious'.


CRICHTON (1):

Our money... is in the Transport Pods. Can we have our stuff now... please.

PRALANOTH:

Give it to them.

TOLVEN:

Two lenarts are packaged and ready. The rest is still on it's way here.

CRICHTON (1):

Then load it up.



INTERCUT

INT. Moya

Crichton's Quarters

Crichton, still on the bed, swings his feet to the floor, but he's still slightly unsteady and weak.


CRICHTON (2):

Whoa... okay.



Crichton walks across the room as Aeryn enters, and sits on the bed.


AERYN:

Oh, how are you doing?

CRICHTON (2):

Jool did good. I'm all right.



Crichton slowly shrugs into his red and black vest.


AERYN:

Well, Rygel and Chiana have just delivered a partial load of Chromextin to Talyn, and that may boost his kelvoy levels enough to bring him out of his paralysis.



Slinging his belt around his hips, he snaps the closure at his waist, the pulse pistol holster dangling loosely.


CRICHTON (2):

Uh-huh. So, what's next?

AERYN:

Well, now... Crais will divert all of Talyn's energies into restoring Starburst.

CRICHTON (2):

Meaning he plans to ditch.

AERYN:

He is protecting Talyn.



Crichton finishes securing the pulse pistol holster to his thigh, glancing up at Aeryn.


CRICHTON (2):

Yeah, you keep sayin' that.

AERYN:

Well, you know... he-he has saved our lives. He did kill Scorpius. I-I don't know what it's going to take for you to trust him.



Crichton crosses the room and sits carefully on the bed beside Aeryn.


CRICHTON (2):

So, you trust him?

AERYN:

Well... whether or not I trust him, this time I do believe him.



INTERCUT

INT. TALYN



Chiana, Stark and Rygel arrive with a storage box filled with clear bags containing a red granular substance.


CHIANA:

So, what do we do?

CRAIS:

Spread it all over the exposed conduits.

CHIANA:

Rygel... you take the inner hull.

RYGEL:

( huffing ) Ha, do I look like a DRD?

CHIANA:

Yeah, you do, actually...



Stark rips open one of the bags and starts pouring the contents over the exposed conduits on Talyn's bulkhead, while Chiana yanks Rygel out of his throne sled and moves to shove him into a small dark hole at the base of the wall, amidst his voluble protests.


CHIANA:

So make yourself useful...

RYGEL:

( protesting frantically ) Oh, no, no, I don't want...

CHIANA:

...and make like one.



Chiana shoves him into the hole.


RYGEL:

( muffled muttering ) Another dark and smelly place!



Rygel continued complaints are muffled by the walls. Stark tosses Chi a couple bags of chromextin, and she shoves them into the conduit after Rygel. Meanwhile, cut to Crais who is showing signs that he shouldn't have left the Medical Bay just yet. Cut back to Rygel and Chi, Rygel pokes his head out of the conduit.


RYGEL:

I hate being useful!

CHIANA:

Yeah... we know.



Cut back to Crais, he looks like hell.


CHIANA:

Where else?



Crias gestures weakly instead of answering. Chiana rips open another bag and begins applying chromextin to exposed wires also. Crais wobbles unsteadily and moans in pain, shortly Talyn begins shuddering. Crais groans under an increasing level of pain, falling against the wall. Talyn's shuddering increases.


CRAIS:

What... have you done?!



Chiana stops pouring the chromextin, looking at Crais in confusion, she glances at the bag in her hand ( smart girl! )


CHIANA:

Crais... what's the matter?



Dropping the bag she quickly kneels beside him as he slides to the floor, his pain filled groans continue. Stark also abandons tending to Talyn and kneels at Crais' side.


CHIANA:

Crais, Crais!

STARK:

Crais, Crais, what is it?!

CRAIS:

( moaning ) Murderers!

CHIANA:

Hold him down!



Crais's groans, turn to screams of agony.


CRAIS:

Help me!

STARK:

What's happening? Crais, what is it? What's happening?!

CRAIS:

( screams ) Poison!



END ACT III










ACT IV



INT. TALYN



Rygel hovers over Crais' shoulder as he sits recovering on Talyn's deck, Crais gently entends his hand, unconciously attempting to ease Crais' pain.


CRAIS:

( weakly ) Wha... I don't know.



Crais reacts quickly, snatching Stark's hand and holding it away from his head


CRAIS:

( angrily ) The chromextin should have acted as a stimulant, instead it sent Talyn into convulsions.



INTERCUT

INT. Moya

Medical/Maintenance Bay

Chi watches Jool examine a sample of the chromextin under the 'microscope'. Behind them, Aeryn packs a large black bag, her long gun slung across her back.


JOOL:

Well, it's definately chromextin... but apparently it's laced with chlorium.

CHIANA:

What's chlorium?

AERYN:

An anaesthetic that numbs Leviathans.

JOOL:

( sardonically ) Oh, mixing that with a simulant *probably* wasn't a very good idea. Anyway, glad I could help, but it's been an *extremely* long day.



Jool heads toward the exit, but Crichton, entering with his packed IASA bag slung over his shoulder, intercepts her and steers her back to the lab table.


CRICHTON (2):

Sorry, Jool, we need you to work some overtime. We need you to strain the chlorium out of that stuff.

JOOL:

( sighing ) With this equipment, it's going to take forever, and even if I was sure of how to do it-- which I'm not...

CRICHTON (2):

Pilot.

PILOT:

( over comms ) Yes, Commander?

CRICHTON (2):

Can Moya filter out the poison, like she did when Aeryn was sick?



Cut to Pilot.


PILOT:

Moya is willing to try.



Cut to Crichton and Aeryn.


AERYN:

Are you sure it won't harm Moya-- the chlorium?

PILOT:

( over comms) Her mass--



Cut to Pilot.


PILOT:

is much greater than Talyn's. She believes its effects upon her will be minimal.



Cut back to Aeryn and Crichton, Aeryn heads toward the opening Hangar Bay doors, Crichton following.


AERYN:

All right, tell Chiana and Jool what to do, I'm heading back to Talyn.

CRICHTON (2):

Same here.

JOOL:

You open, I'll pour.

CHIANA:

Fine.



Chiana rips open a bag and hands it to Jool. Jool messily pours the contents into a large open pipe on Moya's bulkhead.


CHIANA:

You're spilling it.

JOOL:

( huffs ) You want to pour?



Cut to Aeryn and John aboard the Transport Pod. They are both somber, Crichton doubly so (no pun intended).


AERYN:

The Retrieval Squad are here. They have to be.

CRICHTON (2):

I think you're right.

AERYN:

You realize, John, that if we can revive Talyn, we have to Starburst away immediately, and we can't go back.

CRICHTON (2):

Yeah, I kind of figured that when I saw you packing your bag.



Aeryn manipulates some of the lovely Piloting controls.


CRICHTON (2):

We heading down?

AERYN:

Yes. I'm just going to duck under the bonisphere for a microt... so we can contact them with the news.

CRICHTON (2):

Oh, that's gonna make him *really* happy.



INTERCUT

PLANET SIDE

INT. Security Director's Office

Crichton and D'Argo are *visiting* the Security Director and his dad. True to Crichton's 'premonition', John is enormously cranked off. A serious disturbance is just developing as we join the scene, Dad glides to the security system as Tolven takes a clumsy swing at Crichton. Crichton defly avoids it and hurls Tolven toward the desk.


CRICHTON (1):

You been screwin' me from the beginning!



The security grid slides out of the wall, and dad makes a move to activate an alarm, but D'Argo, standing on the opposite side of the grid points an emphatic Qualta Rifle at him to discourage such action.


D'ARGO:

Ah, ah, ah. I don't think so.

CRICHTON (1):

Screwin' everybody, screwin' your sister--



Tolven launches himself at Crichton again, and is hurled face down on the table for his trouble. Crichton's in a towering rage, and pulls his weapon, pressing the muzzle against the back of Tolven's neck, while doing his best to grind his face into the shiny black surface of the table.


CRICHTON (1):

You been lyin' to your daddy, boy, and you know you shouldn't lie to your daddy! It's gonna stop! Who's your daddy?! Come on, you know who your daddy is. Who's your daddy? -- D'Argo tell'm who his daddy is!

D'ARGO:

I'm your daddy.

CRICHTON (1):

That's right!



Crichton hauls Tolven up off the table and marches him to the 'critter tank'.


CRICHTON (1):

You're gonna start tellin' the truth!



Shoving Tolven's head over the tank, the Stranit immediately leaps out and clings to Tolven's face. Crichton marches him to the security grid.


CRICHTON (1):

The prosecution calls, Mr. Rinick, Jr. to the stand!



Crichton shoves Tolven's head (graced with the crablike Stranit perched on top ) through one of the wide gaps in the grid. It's a gorgeous picture!


CRICHTON (1):

Did you poison the chromextin?

TOLVEN:

What are you talking about?

CRICHTON (1):

It was poisoned with chlorium. Did you contaminate it?!

TOLVEN:

No.

CRICHTON (1):

You had *nothing* whatsoever to do-- with poisoning it?

TOLVEN:

Nothing whatever.

D'ARGO:

Then who did?

TOLVEN:

I don't know.



The Stranit is calmly complaisant atop Tolven's head. Crichton shoots an angry glance at Pralanoth.


CRICHTON (1):

Does this crab-thing always work?

PRALANOTH:

In a few rare cases... a disciplined mind has managed to fool it.

CRICHTON (1):

You tell me that *now*?!

PRALANOTH:

But my offspring are not liars.

CRICHTON (1):

Huh-uh.



Crichton turns his attention back to Tolven, changing tactics slightly.


CRICHTON (1):

At the Refreshment House... did you plant the bomb or have it planted?

TOLVEN:

No, and no.

CRICHTON (1):

But you fired the missles at our ship.

TOLVEN:

Oh, absolutely.

CRICHTON (1):

And you didn't want us to get *any* chromextin.

TOLVEN:

Of course, I never thought you should get any. But when I've been overruled, I've complied with my fathers orders.

CRICHTON (1):

( disbelieving ) Yeah. Ain't you just the good and loyal son.



Tolven stiffens at what was merely a rhetorical statement, brought on by Crichton's frustration. Sensing the change in Tolven, Crichton pursues the line of 'questioning'.


CRICHTON (1):

I'm sorry... I didn't hear that. Are you not... a good and loyal son?



The Stranit quivers and chitters as Tolven maintains an uneasy silence.


PRALANOTH:

Tell him.

TOLVEN:

I don't have to answer to him.

PRALANOTH:

But you do have to answer to *me*!

TOLVEN:

I don't need to prove myself. ( shouting ) Get this thing off me! Do you hear me?!

PRALANOTH:

Do *you*, hear *me*? Answer!

TOLVEN:

Father...

PRALANOTH:

Have you been disloyal?



Tolven doesn't answer, and continues to try to free himself from Crichton's hold.


PRALANOTH:

Yes or no? You swore an oath to this family. Have you ... dishonored it? Do you intend to?

TOLVEN:

( shouting ) No!!



The Stranit reacts to this last statement by burying the sharp spike at the end of it's 'neck' between Tolven's eyes. Tolven slumps forward, his head hanging limply, red blood pouring from the wound.


PRALANOTH:

Get out of here.



Crichton holsters his weapon, and he departs without comment, D'Argo following.




Cut to EXT. Planet Atmosphere -- Moya and Talyn, still connected by the umbilical in the rainy atmosphere. Lovely CGI.




Cut to INT. Talyn


CRAIS:

Stark, power is returning. Keep splicing those conduits.

STARK:

( muttering over comms ) Splicing, splicing, fixing, fixing, splicing, splicing, fixing, fixing...



Crais turns as Aeryn enters Command


CRAIS:

Talyn is--



Crais sees Crichton has accompanied her, and quickly turns back to the console in front of him, bending forward slightly.


CRAIS:

Talyn... can you hear me?



Talyn's familiar electronic 'bleeping' reassures Crais that he is 'back among the living'. Crais smiles warmly ( amazing )


CRAIS:

Welcome back.

AERYN:

Can he Starburst?

CRAIS:

Not yet. But the treatment is working. Calorics are rising.



Cut to INT. Security Director's office -- the Stranit clings to the wall, no one has bothered to put it back in it's tank or remove the blood from it's spike, poor lil critter. ( Okay, and that's the last time I have to type "Stranit", whew. )


SAROVA:

Where are they?

BLOY:

Must be back aboard their ships. All their transport pods are gone.

SAROVA:

Fire concussion missles.

PRALANOTH:

No.



Sarova pulls herself up from her wheelchair to face her father.


SAROVA:

Father... we must avenge Tolven.

PRALANOTH:

There is nothing to avenge. Tolven's betrayal is what caused his death.



Sarova goes from gently stroking her father's grief stricken face, to 'yanking' the breathing tube from his breast plate. Casually she drops the tube to the ground, and smashes Bloy across the throat. Both men go down gasping, while she struts over to the security grid, no sign of her earlier injuries remain. At the grid, she activates a control.


SAROVA:

Airborne defense... this is Sarova...



Cut to Moya -- Crichton and D'Argo run onto Command, joining Chiana.


CHIANA:

About time!

CRICHTON (1):

Anything goin' on?



Moya is rocked by an explosion, light from the blast washing though the portal.




Cut to Talyn -- the ship is rocked by the blast.


CRICHTON (2):

Oh-kay, here we go again!

CRAIS:

( shouting ) Talyn can't take this punishment. Pilot, we must ascend!



Cut to Pilot --


PILOT:

But is Talyn recovered enough to Starburst?

CRAIS:

( over comms ) Irrelevant now!



Cut to Talyn --


CRAIS:

We cannot stay here, and we dare not descend! Release the umbilicals.



Cut to Pilot --


PILOT:

Moya refuses...



Cut to Talyn --


CRICHTON (2):

She won't leave Talyn behind, naturally...

PILOT:

( continuing over comms, but unintelligible under Crichton and Crais )

CRAIS:

If Moya will not disengage, I will! Talyn, listen to me, you *must* ascend.

AERYN:

He's right, Talyn. Let Moya get to safety.

CRAIS:

Do not resist me!



Cut to EXT Planet Atmosphere -- The umbilical detaches from Talyn's belly, and retracts slowly into Moya's as both ships begin to ascend, exiting the planet atmosphere into open space.


PILOT:

( over comms ) We're out of the bonisphere.



Cut to Moya Command -- Chiana, D'Argo and Crichton wait.


PILOT:

( over comms ) And Moya's sensing a Peacekeeper scan.



Cut to Pilot --


PILOT:

Talyn, Starburst immediately!



Cut to Talyn Command --


CRAIS:

Now, Talyn. Yes you can... you must.



Cut to EXT. Space -- the red and white of Talyn's Starburst effect signals his escape.




Cut to Pilot --


PILOT:

Talyn's done it, he's escaped!



Cut to Moya Command --


PILOT:

( over comms ) Prepare for immediate Starburst.



Crichton and D'Argo brace slightly against the console.




Cut to EXT. Space -- The blue/white of Moya's Starburst effect signals her departure.




Cut to EXT. Space, Planetary Approach -- The curve of the planet is slightly blotted out by the approach of the large Peacekeeper Vigilante, it's shape recognizable from Talyn's holo display. The ship is preceded into orbit by two Prowlers, and tailed by a third.




Cut to Planet Surface -- Gorgeous CGI of a dark rain swamped city scape, panning down to a city street. Camera pans right to view Sarova through a rain slicked window. She leans heavily against the window. She pants slightly, her body twitching slightly, the twitches building to convulsions. Her eyes roll back slightly and we get a glimpse of a very alien form 'inside' her body.




Cut to City Street -- A sole pedestrian in rain jacket and hat, with a white object tucked under his arm. He can see Sarova through a glass panel at the end of the walkway, she staggers about as if being assaulted, but she is alone. Creepy fx as her head is weirdly distended as if something 'inside' wants out. Abruptly her form snaps to that of something larger and vastly more alien. Sarova's 'dress' drifts quickly to the ground.




The unwitting pedestrian, now directly outside the glass panel witnesses this final transformation, his eyes goggle in disbelief. The large red clawed hand bursts through the glass siezing on said innocent pedestrians throat, while the remainder of the alien's body ( very 'Aliens' like, only red ) bursts through the glass. The 'pedestrian' is hurled back down the passage. The alien opens it's long many toothed snout ( red crocodile? ) and snarls.




Cut to the semi-sheltered street. Another raincloaked figure holding a pulse rifle at ready position, walks briskly toward the scene.


WOMAN:

Have both ships Starburst away?



The red croc stands from examining his hapless victim.


CROC:

They must have discovered the chlorium contamination, and filtered it out.



Ooooh, close on said woman. It's Aeryn's mum; Xhalax Sun.


XHALAX:

How much chromextin did they get?

CROC:

Two lenarts. A third of what they asked for.

XHALAX:

Then the gunship will remain... debilitated for some time. We need only find it.



Xhalax turns to leave.


CROC:

I failed. Aren't you going to kill me?



She turns and eyes him amiably.


XHALAX:

Come on.



She turns again and stalks off, the alien following.




END ACT IV










EPILOGUE



INT. Moya

Crichton's Quarters

Crichton stalks around his quarters, in a pretty rage. D'Argo hangs in the background, trying to talk him out of a foul mood. ( At this point I could forego the Crichton (1) and (2) thing, but I guess I'll continue it to it's logical conclusion. )


CRICHTON (1):

He took Winona.

D'ARGO:

Oh well, at least he left you this, lovely jacket.



D'Argo holds up the black PK Captain's jacket ( remember no epaulette, or rank tabs though ), like it's a prize on 'The Price Is Right' -- Crichton snatches it out of his hands and tosses it down, continuing to stalk around the room searching for missing objects.


CRICHTON (1):

( sourly ) I was wearin' that.

D'ARGO:

Oh, come on-- crack a smile will you? At least he's out of your nose.

CRICHTON (1):

( flatly correcting ) Hair.

D'ARGO:

That's what I meant, at least he's out of your nose hair.

CRICHTON (1):

My notebook! He-he took my notebook, and my pen-- the son-of-a-bitch set it up, he set it up so that he's on Talyn with Aeryn.



( oh yeah, there's the 'logical' John we know and love ) Completely angry, Crichton sits at the table, unscrewing the top of a 'thermos' container.


D'ARGO:

Now... wouldn't you have done exactly the same thing?



D'Argo stands behind his friend, as Crichton discovers the damn thermos thing is empty. He screws the top back on, knocking over a few chess pieces as a bonus.


CRICHTON (1):

No... I would not! Yes...



In a full-on snit, Crichton sweeps all the chesspieces over, knocking the two glasses and the frelling empty 'thermos' to the ground in the process.


CRICHTON (1):

Maybe...! I don't know! I just-- hope he's havin' a good time. No, forget that! I hope he's havin' a *terrible* time. ( sighs angrily ) I don't know... what I hope, he just better be taking care of her.



Camera cuts UP to close on D'Argo.


D'ARGO:

Oh, I'm sure he's taking care of her.



Camera cuts DOWN to close on Crichton, he raises one angry finger ( stop that! The index finger! ), not turning to face D'Argo.


CRICHTON (1):

You know... what I mean.



INTERCUT

INT. Talyn, Command






RYGEL:

What do you mean you're not taking us back to Moya?

STARK:

Rygel, we can't go back yet.

CRAIS:

There will be no contact with Moya until the threat of the Retrieval Squad is resolved.

STARK:

He's right Rygel, so we'll just have to accept it gracefully.

RYGEL:

Frell 'gracefully'.



Rygel hovers away.


RYGEL:

Well, if I must be imprisoned here, feed me and show me to my quarters.

CRAIS:

Talyn's passenger facility isn't fully developed yet. Food will be tightly rationed. And you two... will have to share accomodation.

RYGEL:

( gasping ) Unacceptable!



Stark approaches quickly, pointing both fingers at Rygel's face ( index! index! )


STARK:

There'll be my side, and your side! My side, your side!

RYGEL:

( wearily ) Don't start.



Cut to Aeryn and Crichton in another part of Talyn ( damn sets haven't been finished.. :) ) They both have settled their packed bags on a shelf.


AERYN:

Look. Do you... do you really know what you're in for?



Crichton is walking slowly away from her, examining his surroundings, pretty much doing everything except looking directly at Aeryn. His energy level is very depressed. ( Is it just me, or is 'this' Crichton not adjusting as well as his 'brother'? )


CRICHTON (2):

Oh, I never do. Is there something that, ah... you're not telling me?



Once there's about ten feet between them, he turns to face her.


AERYN:

The Retrieval Squad is commanded by my mother.

CRICHTON (2):

Your mother.



Aeryn gives him a slight smile, and a small humorless laugh.


CRICHTON (2):

Right, she's out here... chasing Talyn. Yeah, how do you know that?

AERYN:

Crais told me.

CRICHTON (2):

Crais. Look, there are zillions of Peacekeepers. Why would your mother be assigned?



Aeryn approaches him, closing the distance between them.


AERYN:

You really think it's a coincidence?

CRICHTON (2):

( softly ) No.



Aeryn shakes her head slowly, that wry smile still on her lips.


AERYN:

I have to assume that they are aware of my relationship with Talyn, and that they are hoping that my mother's presense will divide my loyalties. But I will *not* let them get Talyn back. Even if it means I have to kill her.





FADE TO BLACK





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News From SACC : Thanks For Sharing : OboeCrazy : 6/16/01
Claudia pops in : chickwithgun : 6/16/01
Some kind words about "Green Eyed Monster" from Claudia Black. Go say, Hi!

Captain Horblower Reviews :Thanks For Sharing : 6/16/01
The Nose Returns... TFS : Thanks For Sharing : BigNoseBob : 6/17/01
Review : Thanks For Sharing : Quiet1 : 6/18/01
Incoherent Brit Rambings : Thanks For Sharing : RydraWong : 6/21/01
Rydra quickly becomes the BBQ's favorite reviewer! You ROCK, Rydra!
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