This is a little CMT Special I like to call, – Locate and Quote the earthman cussin.’ Kind of a ‘Where’s Waldo' of the Uncharted Territories.
During "Open" sessions on this question. Players respond to the following question: “Name any episode in which John uses a ‘colorful erpling metaphor’. Give the line of use (quote).”
“We barely got your ass out of there.”
“Aeryn and Rygel had to stay behind to cover our Asses.”
“We just got our Asses whooped.”
“Stay the hell away from me!”
“… Their damn cleansing doesn’t work on momma Crichton’s baby boy!”
“I sure as hell can’t get this collar off without some help.”
“Hell, Durka did something that busted his mind cleansing.”
“Oh, hell.”
“Bitchin’ man.”
~Crackers Don’t Matter~
“Where's my damn ice cream!”
~DNA Mad Scientist~
“He sure as hell pinpointed the others, no problem.”
“Damn it, Aeryn, I'm trying to hel…”
“Why does he need it so damn badly?”
“Rygel? Rygel! Damn!”
“Pilot says he's going to be okay... it's only one of his arms. Hell, he's got four.”
~Durka Returns~
"Rygel! What the hell are you doing?"
"Stop it! What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Damn it!"
"I don't give a damn if she was an axe murderer, Elvis. She was just talking to me."
"You! You set off a bomb inside the damned ship?"
"This...bastard just tried to frag us."
"Yeah, he did and I'm ready to kick his sorry ass off the ship--Right now."
"Damn!"
"Damn it, Pilot, now's not the time. Get control back!"
~Exodus From Genesis~
“That's just too damn bad. You're not sticking that freakin' maggot in my…”
“Crais and those other bastards chasing us are cold-blooded? Literally?”
“That's why Eddie Marx kicked your ass in the 7th grade! You fought fair!”
“What the hell is "genesis”?”
“Hell, the damn things are related to me.”
“What the hell?”
“We started this damn war!”
“Speak with me, damn it!”
“You did a hell of a job today.”
~The Flax~
“Aeryn! Aeryn! You okay? Aeryn! Damn. Don’t scare me like that.”
“What the hell does that mean?!”
“The sooner we get this thing fixed and blast the hell out of here, the better.”
“God. That hurt like hell.”
“It’s colder than a frog’s ass.”
~A Human Reaction~
“You were here with me last year when I tested the Farscape's engines, Wilson. So, what the hell is going on?”
“What the hell does he want from me?”
“I kept that safe for you. Don't know if it brought me luck... but it saved my ass.”
“Wilson! We spent our lives waiting for this moment. We sent Voyager-- we left damn greeting cards on the moon, and as soon as they get here-- look at what you're doing!”
“Damn.”
“How the hell you been?”
“Quit… and what the hell are you doing here? ...Yeah... I’ve been here.”
~I, E.T.~
“Well if she can’t she can’t. We can stick or heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye.”
“What's that? What the hell is that?!”
“What the hell is this? What is this?”
~Jeremiah Crichton~
“You are so-- damn smart!”
“Damn it! Rokon...”
“Get the hell away from me.”
“You guys starburst the hell out of there.”
“It’s not any damn metaphor.”
~Look At The Princess, Part I; “A Kiss Is But A Kiss”~
"Our best self-serving, to-hell-with-everyone-else-iator."
“What the hell's going on?"
"What? Time-share his condo in hell?"
"... and we preside over their Senate, or whatever-the-hell-they-call-it for 80 cycles...."
"Getting my ass kicked all over the galaxy?"
~Look at the Princess, Part II; “I Do, I Think.”~
“It saves my life, it saves your ass."
“Damn. No ‘Charlie Parker’ albums.”
~Mind The Baby~
“Sure as hell were... days...”
“Long enough to scare the hell out of me.”
“What the... uh... hell?”
~Nerve~
“Hell, Aeryn, what is that?”
“What the hell are you doing? You acting like a trollop was not part of the plan.”
“How the hell did we get away with that?”
“What the hell was that?”
“You stay the hell out of my mind, you—
“It wasn’t me. Damn! Don’t you hate it when the batteries go dead!”
~PK Tech Girl~
“How the hell did that happen?”
“What the hell is that?”
~Premiere~
“Oh hell. Uh, Canaveral, Dad, DK, I’m being pulled, uh. Engines not responding and I can’t break away. Can anyone hear me Canaveral? Oh my god.”
“Hell, I wouldn't even know how to hurt you.”
“My rank is commander, I’m not military, least not any military you know. I’m a damn scientist.”
“Let me see some star charts, get some common points of reference, damn!”
“Close encounters my ass!”
“Hey! What the hell are you doing!?”
~Rhapsody in Blue~
“That’s your ship? Must have been one hell of an impact.”
“Hell, I mean, everybody’s lost in this corner of the universe, anyway.”
“What the hell was that?”
“Then tell me why the hell did you show me that?”
“Who the hell are you?”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“This tree… it’s the center of your existence, right? The source of your goodness, your spiritual flame? Well burn down your temple, sister, ‘cause you’re a bastard sect in any religion!”
~Throne For A Loss~
“...and then haul ass back to the ship.”
~They’ve Got A Secret~
“Damn! No Aeryn, his memories are all over the map, short-circuited.”
“Hell, I don't even know if you can understand me without Pilot translating.”
“Yeah, look. I know a little while ago, you were floating in deep space in your street clothes. I know you are going through some stuff because of it, but we're in deep guano here bro.”
“What the hell is that?”
~Thank God It’s Friday. Again.~
“Rygel, what the hell happened here?”
“Damn! What is the point in all this? Tell me!... or is there no way?”
“Yeah, and that it would hurt like hell!”
~Til The Blood Runs Clear~
“You know what, D’Argo? Sometimes you’re a real… pain in the ass.”
“What the hell…”
“Who the hell is this?”
“Now you tell your bitch to let my female go.”
“You! Keep your damn mouth shut unless I tell you to speak!”
“Damn you anyway!”
“…. So stop acting like a bad-ass Peacekeeper.”
“Damn!”
“I was too busy saving your ass!”
“I saved your ass today.”
“Who the hell do you think you're shooting at?”
“What the hell are you doing?”
~Through The Looking Glass~
“Salmonella! What the hell is that?”
“What the hell is that?”
“You bet your ass it is, and Pilot can't get those outer bay doors open…”
“What the hell is this light?”
“What's so damn funny?”
~The Way We Weren’t~
“Pilot! What the hell have you done!"
~Vitas Mortis~
“Damn, It's colder in here than it is outside.”
“But you saved the real general's ass. So what the hell is she bitchin' about?”
“Damn, we were almost out of here.”
“The hell it ain't!”
“You damn near killed him.”
“Pilot, what the hell's going on?”
